How many moses's and Jesus's do you think there were.

If you started hearing voices, I bet the first thing you would think would be OMG I’m going insane. And for some people, that would be enough to self medicate on alcohol, rendering that person useless for miracles etc. It might even drive some people to suicide.

And in the bible, Jesus went from a little kid to a 30 yr old. What was he doing in the time between. I bet he was self medicating him self on alchol, or just got out of an insane asylum in time for him to start doing miracles.

Also, It didn’t take very long for the shepards and the wise men to get moving, so you would think that they had some practice in responding to Children of the lord. I bet every couple of generations there was a child of the lord (but they kept suicideing), and that’s why the Wise men didn’t take very long chooseing their gifts.

The gifts the wise men choose were good ones too. Not like the sort of gift the typical man would get on short notice (ie candy from gas stations on the way).

You know how people keep saying Jesus will come again. I bet he has come many times, but because of modern medicine, they were doped up on drugs, locked in an insane asylum, and never heard from again. Forcing god to go and create another child of the lord.

You’d think He would’ve gotten it right by now, what with Him being omniscient and omnipotent and all. For a few giggles try reading The Origin of Consciousness in the Breakdown of the Bicameral Mind by Julian Jaynes.

I can be wrong… But I have the impression that you wrote this post while on the self-medication you describe in it.

Salaam. A

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