How many pepsi prducts are you going to buy?

If I won a ticket I’d auction it off to the highest bidder. I’d rather have a million dollars from some rich guy wanting on the show for a lark than risking it.

:frowning: Just when I gave up drinking cola products.:frowning:

Stewart’s root beer all the way!

Any man with testicles only drinks COKE!

Pepsi tastes like flat Coke with 3 packets of NutraSweet in it. Ugh!

I was born and raised as a Coke drinker, and bygolly, I’ll have words with ANY MAN that wants to challenge the supremecy of of Coke over Pepsi.

Ain’t that right, Cleetis?

I gues I’m a Coke Supremecist.

Puts down can of Pepsi and reaches for crotch

“Yep, one and two… still got em’”

Another ignorant rumour shot down!!

Long live the SDMB!

Are non-cola products included? Pepsi sucks, but 7Up, sierra mist, whateve the hell they are pushing these days, I could see purchasing my normal amount of those.

Pepsi also owns Lays, Tostitos, Fritos and other products I can’t recall, they have a really cool annual report for shareholders (ME!). They used to own Tropicana Orange Juice… I wonder how many products they will include in the contest… I figure the more products, the more money to cover the insurance!

They figured out in the ruling that the ad was obviously a joke, and a civilian could not seriously obtain a Harrier jet by collecting Pepsi Points-or obtaining a Harrier jet, period.

Obtaining a billion dollars is a lot easier than obtaining a Harrier jet. (Legally.)

Cyrin,

I’m afraid that your demonstration didn’t exactly PROVE anything. You’ll have to post a link to a picture of yourself completely naked, displaying testicles in the process, along with a certificate of authenticity. Also, I must have a statement drafted and signed by an unrelated and unbiased party who will testify that you are in fact drinking a liquid in the picture, and that liquid is Pepsi, and that your testicles are not simply a sack with no nuts in them, which is what I suspect.

So until we have all that evidence, I’m afraid you haven’t sufficiently proven yourself!

Well, WHEN I win the billion dollars, not only will I have the money to buy a digital camera and take said photos, I will also be confident enough to pose naked… maybe…

Couldn’t I just impregnate someone (any volunteers? In the interests of science of course! :D) and have DNA tests done, I’m sure those would be easier to validate. As far as drinking Pepsi, I’m not sure how to prove that except perhaps if I were to attend a Dopefest and have some witnesses… Hmmm…

Oh, before I submit, one quick question? Ever tried Pepsi rhinostylee?

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In the sad event that Pepsi is my only option, I will drink it. I truly do not enjoy it. I think you have to be raised on it to like it.

Cherry Pepsi is okay, but nearly as good as Cherry Coke. I concede that Coke has no match for Mountain Dew.

Diet Pepsi is more tolerable than Diet Coke, an odd twist on the whole situation. And Pepsi Twist, Pepsi Blue, and Vanilla Coke are all pretty heinous.

In the sad event that Coke is my only option I drink Barq’s Rootbeer, it is far superior to Pepsi’s offering… I forget the name I hate it so much! I actually like Vanilla Coke and Pepsi Blue, Cherry coke or pepsi is just gross and Pepsi twist has it’s place, but only in the summer.

I try not to drink highly acidic carbonated sugar suspension in multiple litre quantities if at all possible.

The vast resources of the world spent on advertising one brand of globally marketed fuzzy cola drink versus another brand of fuzzy cola drink is one of the greatest, most stupid wastes of human ingenuity, money, and talent that any civilization has ever, or can ever produce. Huge advertising budgets and long hours of effort so that one product can compete against a nearly identical product, neither of which serves any significant purpose. Holding deep-thinking strategy plans, reviewing commercials, proposing ideas, staying hip – all to capture 0.001% more market share.

Guess my answer to the OP.

Pepsi’s root beer is Mug, and how dare you claim Barq’s is superior to ANY root beer. Is is foul, nasty, and tastes like it came from someone’s butt. And they put caffine in it! Why would you violate the sanctity of rootbeer with caffine!? Although, I must admit, all mass-produced rootbeers (Mug, Barq’s, and A+W) are not as good as they could be when bought from a store. The get the best quality of a large rootbeer, you must get it draft style. Of course, it will still be worse than either IBC OR Stewart’s rootbeer, the two best on the planet. I think it’s the glass bottles…

Between what Drachillix and I buy on a weekly basis, we’ll be billionaires, baby,on the Diet Pepsi Twist alone!

Not gonna buy any, gave up all carbonated stuff for a few months recently, and now it all tastes like dooky. Also, please explain the appeal of any of the lemon flavor added sodas- it’s like Pledge was spilled in the can! And I really wanted to like it, too.