How-many-synonyms-can-we-make Game?

How many synonyms can we make for a word?

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PENIS

Pecker

Wee-wee
Weiner
Trouser Snake
One-Eyed Willie
Little Guy
Big Guy
2nd Head

Commander-In-Queef

Love sausage

Cock
Dick
Johnson
Love bone
Mr. Happy

tallywhacker

winky
boner
meat

trouser trout
dong
schlong

Purple headed yougart slinger