I hope I don’t get in trouble for this, but it’s no worse than squicking (blegh).
Purlpe Headed Yogurt Slinger
One eyed trouser snake…
heehee
I know it’s potty humor, but I can’t resist.
Don’t tell me this is too perverse for even the Straight dopers?!?
Too perverse? Never. Too stupid? Sure.
Really, though. I thought it was one eyed trouser trout.
Ouch, silver, that hurt.
I still love you though.
I never heard of the trouser trout.
I counted once and me an my friend came up with over a hundred names for male anatomy and nearly that many for female anatomy.
Lee, then please share your wealth of knowledge. From reading your past posts, I hoped you would have something good to share here. <meant in the nicest possible way>
Weiner
trouser python
schvantz
Percy
the bald avenger(from The War of the Roses
schlong
Willie, the One-eyed Wonder Worm
Remebering from the song…
Mutton Daggar
Old Blind Bob
Hanging Johnny
Fishing Rod
One eyed trouser trout
Ding dong
Ankle Spanker
Pork Sword
Kidney Cracker
Engine Cranker
Hairy Hot dog
Purple Helmet Warrior
It only has one name - Winky!
:looking down:
Isn’t that right Winky?
<Sorry, thinking out loud again!>
You’re supposed to CALL it something?
Maybe that’s what I’ve been doing wrong all these years . . .
Maybe you don’t have to call Mr. Knish anything, just refer to him as such.
From the Monty Python song:
“Isn’t it awfully nice to have a penis/Isn’t it frightfully good to have a dong?”
And from my own recollections:
Percy
One-Eyed Trouser Snake
Meat Missle
F*ckstick
Pud
Cock
Meat
Dick
Frank (as in Frank ‘n’ Beans)
Twig (as in Twig ‘n’ Berries)
Tassel (usually used when referring to infant males)
Willy
Weiner
Peppy (from Multiplicity “She touched my peppy, Steve”)
Tallywhacker
Johnson
Peter
Flugal Horn (my sweetie said this one)
Thermometer
Thunder Hammer (this one came from Gauntlet)
The Beast
The Creature (from Pump Up The Volume, “The Creature stirs!”)
Monty (as in Monty Python)
Hey Ed, “bent it?!? We damn near broke the thing off”
Remember that?
Try this, it’s this thread put to the tune of Billy Joel’s We didn’t start the fire
From George Carlin’s Incomplete List of Impolite Words:
Dick, prick, dork, dong, tongue, donicker, dingus, wang, schlong, schwantz, putz, pork, pecker, peter, prong, tool, rod, hammer, shaft, stick, snake, knob, lob, stem, root, joint, piece, gun, meat, beef, pork (sic), weenie, skin flute, meat whistle, tallywhacker, middle leg, short arm, rod of love, Mr. Goodwrench, joystick, love muscle, ding-dong, tube steak, pink pencil, bald-headed mouse, trouser snake, the one-eyed wonder worm.
IIRC, the Monty Python “Penis Song” (which is not the Noel Coward Song, or rather is the “Not the Noel Coward Song” song) goes like this:
Isn’t it awfully nice to have a penis?
Isn’t it frightfully good to have a dong?
It’s swell to have a stiffy!
It’s devine to own a dick!
From the tiniest little tadger
To the world’s biggest prick!
So three cheers for your Willy or John Thomas!
Hooray for your one-eyed trouser snake!
Your piece of pork
Your wife’s best friend
Your Percy or your cock
You can wrap it up in ribbons
You can slip it in your sock!
But don’t take it out in public
Or they will stick you in the dock
And you won’t a-come a-back.
Pete
Long time RGMWer and ardent AOLer
The spousel unit and I named him Wally.
After all, who was around Wally the most? The Beav, of course!
I guess if I ever decide to become gay, I’ll have to look for a ‘friend’ who is willing to name his Eddie Haskell or something.
“Ward, weren’t you a little hard the beav last night?” - J. Cleaver
I honestly never understood would give it a name. Is it sorta like talking to plants? Are you trying to make it grow?
er, “Understood why someone would”.
I’ve always been fond of the term “Wrestling the bald-headed Champ” myself…