When a member is especially impressive and all-around wonderful, it sometimes is known as a “moderator.”
My fiance, Chris says that I can name it anything I want after we got married. I’m still thinking of names. I only have 2 1/2 weeks left, so I better get thinkin’. These names are great.
my choices so far:
Herbert
George
Wilbur
Shaka Zulu
Paco
Bubba
What do you think? (sorry if it is a bit off subject.)
Just don’t go with:
“Tiny Tim”
“Stumpy”
“Peggy Lee” (or whoever it was who sang “Is that all there is?”)
Salty the skinless cat
Hahahaha, this is good stuff. It’s childish, immature, potty humor…
And I love it…
I’m so glad no one else used this name yet - my all time favorite:
The Heat Seeking Moisture Missle
I had a fraternity brother in college who was black and had a, well, let’s see here, an incredibly large “member.” (You get 12 men living together in a house with 2 bathrooms, modesty quickly gets shown the door). He called his “The Ebony Love Python.” He used to tell women, “Easy, baby, it can sense fear.”
As long as you don’t name it Lumpy…you’ll be fine.
I always favored “my penis.”
Frankly, I always favored mine.
::rimshot::
Did you all ever notice that there seem to be different terms for “penis”, “boobs”, “having sex” and “throwing up” than just about anything else?
Cause you never saw mine.
Damn. Louis, you’re killing me here. This is a riot…
I always said either “Willie Johnson” or “John Thomas”.
Can’t wait 'til I have a son!
Ummmm…SUnshine? If you really wanted to see one, you wouldn’t have to go out and have a little boy. There are other options you know…
Can’t believe no one’s piped up with Mr. Happy yet.
Sua
ChrisP…ewww. I meant I wanted to have a son so I could call his John Thomas a “Willie Johnson”! NOT so that I could LOOK at it!
Besides, how can I see ypur John Thomas when you’re still fully clothed? (Or wearing an orange jockstrap, depending)
Because I’m wearing it backwards silly!
Oohhhh…I thought you were holding a fire hose.
Yeah, right. I’d wear it as a neck tie, but I’m too afraid I’ll get a hard-on and snap my neck off.
ROTFLMA!