Pedro
Peter
ding-a-ling
George
massive pleasure machine
Big Jim
The little fireman
My Purpose
Herman, the One-eyed German
PNCs [penile naming conventions] are meant to make the penis a bit less “frightening” when discussed, and are sometimes used as a joke. One of my friends named his penis, but I can nver remember the name. Jess, can you help me out with this one? what did Dj name his penis?
One-eyed trouser snake
Purple-headed love warrior
Unemployed (as in “shaking hands with the unemployed”)
Python (as in “syphon the python”)
Pink Cadillac (as in “parking the pink Cadillac”)
Ralph (as in that Judy Blume book that did the rounds at junior school)
Okay, okay, the real story: Mr. Majestic
In one of R.A. Wilson’s books, a character names his schlong “Polyphemus.”
Any students of Greek mythology would be happy to explain this, if it goes over your head…
“Man area” is a favourite of mine.
Ooh: Not a name for the penis, but for the whole area: Joy department. As in “Oooh, right in the joy department.” Got it from a Red Dwarf episode.
I’ve always called mine “Mr. Happy”
Don’t any of you read bodice rippers?
His throbbing manhood.
His flaming rod of power.
His pulsating weapon.
His sweet sword (alternately, his savage sword).
Note that all adjectives are interchangeable ie. his flaming sword or throbbing rod.
And has “the love muscle” been mentioned yet?
I had a boyfriend who started calling his ice cream, oh, but maybe we shouldn’t go there. . .
Peter.
Stiffy.
Tiger.
Sugar Ray.
Dipstick.