How much is "too much"...

…makeup? …jewelry? …hairdo?

I’m a newbie, I hope to stick around, so I hope this doesn’t ruffle too many feathers. I realize it’s a very subjective topic, and cultural bias and other factors come into play. I may use some terms that may be politically incorrect; if I do, please excuse me and understand, it comes from where I live, who reared me, and things like that, not out of a blatant disregard for others’ sensitivities.
SOooo…I come from a middle-class, white-collar, Northern European Protestant background. I grew up and live in east central Florida, which is a bit hard to describe, but definitely is not like South Florida (we don’t have the Latino/Hispanic/Caribbean influence, although it is creeping up slowly), and it’s not as “redneck” as North Florida. I live in a county that has the highest per-capita income in the country (so sources say); a lot of wealthy people, the population skews older, mostly white, there are no military bases nearby, it’s not so much a tourist area as Orlando or even Tampa but we do get some.

I work (part-time) at a business in the county seat, south of the town where I live, at a business that caters to the very wealthy. It’s in a downtown shared office building, so I see people other than my co-workers on a regular basis. Most of my co-workers and I dress somewhat similarly: business casual, not too much jewelry or makeup, neat but well-groomed hair, etc. Some of the women I see that aren’t my co-workers, on the other hand, wear what I consider “way too much” in the jewelry/hairdo/makeup department, which I was brought up to see as “tacky” and “low-class”, but it’s obvious these ostentatious women have WAY more disposable income than I do (I’ll admit it: I live in a trailer park. My neighbors drive pickups, burn their garbage outside in big metal barrels, and enjoy shooting rats. On the other hand, we have no mortgage or rent payments, and little debt. I don’t mind the trade-off; I’m not that much of a snob, at least about most things).

My internal conflict is that I LOVE to wear jewelry, but I was brought up that it’s in poor taste to wear more than one or two rings, maybe a bracelet, watch, one pair of earrings. So that’s what I stick to at work. Actually, I have double-pierced earlobes, so I do wear a small set of diamond studs in the upper set, and something fairly conservative in the lower set, to work. On my own time, out socializing or on vacation, I wear “fun” earrings (big hoops, long dangly things, etc.) in the lower set only, 2 or 3 bracelets on one arm, and 2 or 3 rings on each hand (but none of them big or gaudy - I’m too petite to carry that off). I almost always wear pieces made of gold (occasionally silver, though I don’t really like white metal on me) and precious or semi-precious gemstones, and I did get a lot of nice things as gifts from my ex-husband. I feel almost like a rebel when I wear very much of it at a time, but I know I’m still on the conservative side compared to a lot of people I see. Like my BF’s biker friends’ women – many of them wear multiple rings on every finger, lots of bracelets and pendants, huge chunky earrings, piercings up the whole ear, etc. And I don’t have any tattoos, btw. Just sayin’.

What’s your view, vis-à-vis your upbringing and “too much” female decoration? Does the amount/size/ostentatiousness alone make it “tacky”, or only the price paid or income level/social status of the wearer? Do you find that some of these issues get blurred on a strictly “fair” basis, or does everyone get judged by the same standard in your book? It’s a curiosity to me that some of the social standards seem to be hypocritical based more on money/class, since the USA “claims” (again, I think hypocritically) to be a “classless society”.

WHO CARES? I never care how much jewelry people are wearing, it’s not MY money. Makeup I am possibly a bit more judgmental over; I still remember the woman who had very thin lips and *painted *lips onto her skin, like, curvy, fully lips. You can just imagine them into being. But really the only time I care is when they are dressed inappropriately for the location/event.

I usually don’t care. I don’t think too much make up, too much jewelry, or too much hair means anything besides poor taste. Not everyone is fashionable. Even few people know what styles suit them. I will say, though, two things are such eyesore I don’t like them. One is a person who wears a ring on every finger. That just looks so ugly I don’t know why anyone would want to. Second, big huge hoop earrings. I’m taking about the kind that look like they’re gonna rip someone’s ear off! They’re just so ghetto and low class. I’ve never seen a rich or middle class person wear them. It’s always poor women. Any thing else I just attribute to the person having different and/or loud taste.

I am not a big jewelry or make up person. I know most women who have a double piercing in their ears to wear a small set of hoops in the first hole and a small stone or stud in the second hole. (My ears are pierced 3 times, but I only wear earrings in one set). I work in a small office and don’t see many patients, so my earrings are a little different…I wear earrings for the holidays…I wore reindeer last Friday. My cousin wears rings on every finger and bracelets on both wrists…way too much, imho. When I wore rings, I wore my wedding band and on my right hand, I either wore my angel ring or one of the rings my mother gave me. I also wore a Claddagh bracelet that had a topaz as the heart…

Don’t wear much make up, hate the women who put it on with a trowel. If it looks natural, it is fine.

Well, the thing about jewelry is that if you wear too much it takes away the impact of each individual piece. So you have to consider that.

As for “too much”, all I can say is I know it when I see it. And generally if you have to ask then you are wearing way too much makeup, America! (Especially you, Kim Kardashian. WTF could possibly be wrong with your actual face that you spackle it every morning?)

Its a matter of context. If you are wearing enough makeup or jewelry for clubbing in a “normal” office environment - that’s probably too much. If you are wearing the amount of make appropriate for a Saturday afternoon of bathtub scrubbing out clubbing, you are probably wearing too little.

And as for social status, if you are dressing to context, its hard to tell (unless you have an eye for designers vs. Target).

I’ve said this here before. If I go to a family event - even a funeral - for my father’s Italian relatives, I wear far more makeup and have much bigger hair than I do in my daily life. And I make SURE my purse matches my shoes and I pull the designers out of the closet. (The jewelry gets a little larger there as well). That is what, in that context, is appropriate. For my mother’s side of the family, its less makeup than I wear to work, and no jewelry but the wedding ring and earrings that are daily wear for me - avoiding anything that might look ostentatious.

And if I’m hanging out with my girlfriends, I’ll wear whatever I want (within reason) - including the time we pulled out saris and did extravagant makeup to dance in the living room.

I don’t know. Are you trying to say the the jewelry wearing ladies are Latino?

Anyway, to quote my student:

(Orginal convo: Miss, I like them shoes and that [leopard-print] sweater. You should wear it with a leopard skirt, too. Me: Then I’d look like a hooker. Student: Sheeyit, real Gs wear what they want. White peoples just can’t be no Gs!)

Anyone missing a non sequitur?

“Too much” depends on the overall ensemble. Just off the top of my head though, if I can hear you coming because your jingling like a wind-chime, then you’ve probably got too much on.

I don’t notice make-up unless someone is over-doing it. Make-up that’s used right (IMHO) doesn’t make you look like a clown. It just accents your natural beauty.

Usually older women that scare me wear too much jewelry and make-up and have big poofy hair-dos. And they also have super long acrylic nails.

When I see excessive make-up, purposely displayed cleavage or big hair full of product, it screams insecurity rather than classless. Two fistfulls of mismatched rings can look as though you are trying to display all the wealth you own at once, but if there is a theme: layers of bangles, rings, earrings or necklaces look like you have a hobby or love fashion. Do an image search for layered bangles, statement necklace, ethnic jewelry, or just cruise the jewelry offered by Anthropologie (crafty/artsy), Free People(ethnic/hippy)or Banana Republic (preppy/professional). A lot of the trendy jewelry is big, flashy, and fun, and works well with professional clothing.

It sounds like you wear professional, subdued make-up and clothing to work, I think you could easily get away with fun, flashier accessories.