How -not- to be a master criminal

Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share
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Okay, so… Well, I’m really glad these boys did the right thing. Good moral choice. And I feel kinda bad for the father losing jobs but…

http://www.cnn.com/2005/LAW/12/29/robber.sentence.ap/index.html

Uhm…

He kept a diary. Of his crack and prostitution habits. A diary that he ‘scrupulously documented’.

I’m expecting if they kept searching, they might have found signed confessions as well.

sigh

Where -are- the masterminds? No one is deserving of the top hat and handlebar moustache!

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Sounds like the “Mastermind” was a victim of existential angst or some kind of late-onset mental illness rather than being an evil mastermind. For one thing, robbing banks doesn’t strike me as a “mastermind” kind of crime.