While I was sitting here at the comp, I farted and it went something like this:
WAAAK! WAAAK! WAAAK!
WAAK! WAAK! WAAK!
For a second there, I thought I was going to play Jingle Bells with my ass!
Anyone else have any odd fart stories to share?
Well, now that you mention it…
I was playing cards with my nieces and sister-in-law. I’d been recently having some intestinal disturbance, and it was about to come to a head. I think maybe my nieces were thanking their mom for something or other, but, for some reason, they started singing, “For she’s a jolly good fellow”…and I felt a rumble deep down…“for she’s a jolly good fellow”…Uh oh…“For she’s a jolly good fel-LOW!”…BBWAAAGHHHH!!! We all lost it then, but, had I the presence of mind, I would have belted out, “Which nobody can deny!”
Ew.
There was the time quite a few years ago when we had a family friend over at the house. My siblings and I were doing something with the daughter (don’t remember what), when suddenly I did a machine-gun fart series right in front of Vania. Even now, many years later, my siblings still mention that. Oh my…
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