How often per day, per week, or per month do you eat -
Potato chips/Cheetos/Doritos etc.
Potato chips, once a month, without fail.
(PMS.) Likely, it’s more often. (No willpower.)
Fast food hamburgers/battered chicken burgers
Once or twice a month. I love cheeseburgers. I also love my homemade burgers.
Pizza
Maybe once every two months.
Deep-fried/pan-fried with lots of oil home-cooked foods
Rarely. I’ve never learned to deep fry, and pan-frying, I don’t use a lot of oil.
Chocolate bars (other than pure dark chocolate)
Once or twice a month. Sometimes more, if there’s been a Costco run.
Donuts
Once a month or less often. And only if they show up in the office lunchroom. If they’re there, I’ll eat them, but I don’t purchase for myself.
Those huge muffins
Once every couple of months, if they show up again at the office. We’re quite ladylike, though, and cut them down the the middle vertically, and eat them one half at a time. Somehow they all get eaten, though.
Store-bought cookies (Oreos, etc.)
Rarely. Don’t like 'em.
I’m a little distressed by how much of the stuff I’m not all that crazy about I do end up eating, anyway. If it’s there, I’ll eat it. Damn it. And I see no need to buy chocolate bars at Costco. That’s not helping matters.