According to The Presidents Of The United States Of America, 30 feet.
Little blue fu¢ker about this* high
* holds up thumb & forefinger
I always assumed they were the same size as the toys.
They’re blue.
(Hi @Grrr , nice first thread)
So is the thread revival driven by the upcoming release of a new Smurfs movie?
No, it was driven by this, which I noticed was half a Smurf tall.
I believe the average Smurf is about 100 smurfmeters tall, weights about a smurfgram and has a volume of about 300 cubic smurfmeters…
Depends on how hard I stamp on the little blue fucker…
Whoa! What the Smurf is going on here?
I had always understood that they were approximately six inches tall, immensely strong, fond of stealing and fighting and given to frequent outbursts of profanity.
Or . . . wait. Nevermind. I think I’m confusing them with the Nac Mac Feegle.