Hi folks this is my first thread so I hope you don’t think I’m too weird for asking; How tall is a smurf? How did you come to that conclusion? Now I know this thread is geared more towards the genX crowd so if your saying to yourself “what the hell is a smurf?!” then your probably too old or too young to even care what a smurf is.
Three apples high. NEXT!!
Well, if you’re both standing, Smurfette is just the right height.
And you can park your beer on her head, too.
According to the story that went along with the Smurfs[sub]tm[/sub], they stand three apples high. But, comparing that with the cartoon, Gargamel must like 8 feet tall, since they were about ankle-high on him.
Maybe they were crabapples.
id say about three or four inches tall
3 apples… So that’d be about 6 inches? bad with measurments
Depends on the type of apples.
Are they African or European apples?
I… don’t know!
Francesca, definitely European.
About to your knees, I would think. Convenient and easily compactable…I’d say you could fit at least 6 in an average car trunk.
I fit into car trunks…
There’s a joke in there but it’s just too easy…
According to this picture, a smurf is a little more than 3 apples high. 
If that link doesn’t work, then go here, then click on the smurf link.
They say “three apples high” enough to get it drilled into anyone’s brain . . . which means that those were some damn big mushrooms they used to live in.
I always pictured them being about 8 inches high. So…anyone want to debate if smurfs are humaniods or animals? Around 50 people had opinions on that when we argued about it on another board
Um…they’re kinda humanoid by definition…
Bilateral symmetry, two arms, two legs, head on top, upright posture…