Smurfin' NEWS!

A Smurf movie is set for a 2008 release!!!


Well, isn’t that just smurfy! :stuck_out_tongue:
3-D? I’ll have to wait and see. :dubious:

It is the sign of the apocalypse !

I believe you’re thinking of the Garfield movie.

Is it going to be a Smurf porn? Because I would really like to see Smurfette smurf the hell out of some Smurfs.

I’m pretty sure you can find something like that on albinoblacksheep, adam yax.

What the smurf brought this on?

The Smufy goodness of the Smurfs cannot be withheld from the world for too long of a stretch. They will always return.

Kinda like bad chili.

Dude, don’t smurf with me.

Oh, God, no. I hate those little blue bastards.

Not that the Smurfs were Shakesmurf, anyway, but anyone else here think that Nickelodeon will just screw it up?

Besides, who’ll voice Gargamel now that Tigger’s done died?

One of more bizarre things I saw in Frankfurt last summer was a theater marquis emblazoned Garfield, Der Film.

Unless there’s explicit scenes of Smurfette getting smurfed in the smurf, I’m not going to bother.

Yeah, something like that.

[Obligatory Donnie Darko quote]
First of all, Papa Smurf didn’t create Smurfette. Gargamel did. She was sent in as Gargamel’s evil spy with the intention of destroying the Smurf village, but the overwhelming goodness of the Smurf way of life transformed her. And as for the whole gang-bang scenario, it just couldn’t happen. Smurfs are asexual. They don’t even have reproductive organs under those little white pants. That’s what’s so illogical, you know, about being a Smurf. What’s the point of living if you don’t have a dick?

Or the Smurfpocalypse.

oh Smurf!, what the smurf did we do to deserve this revolting smurfing thing, the movie’s gonna’ smurfing suck

then again, i may be biased, as i smurfing hate smurfs

Anybody remember the that issue of National Lampoon that featured the Smurf and Strawberry Shortcake in, shall we say, a compromising position?

I remember the episode where Smurfette was created. (No, I’m not proud of this fact. Just sayin’) The other Smurfs all fell in love with her and were trying to impress her. They’ve got to be male.

Maybe Gargamel captured all the women and… er… did whatever evil thing he had planned for the Smurfs. (What was Gargamel going to do after he caught the Smurfs, anyway?)