How to be a millionaire ICE Superhero

Do you want to be a masked superhero?
Do want to be a millionaire?
Do you like firing guns?

Join ICE!

The only qualification needed is a hatred of terrorists, murderers, rapists, immigrants and Democrats.
Training doesn’t take long.
Anyone you kill will be immediately branded a ‘domestic terrorist’ and a GoFundMe will be set up for you:

ICE agent Jonathan Ross who killed Renee Nicole Good now a millionaire thanks to online fundraisers

In the unlikely event that you are convicted of as crime (even murder), President Trump will pardon you!

Opportunities like this don’t come along very often - apply now before the next election.

All the money in the world won’t wash out the stains of “blood on his hands”

He’ll rot away inside.

His life is essentially over.

:bullseye:

. . . assuming your family can come up with the $million price tag.

Think about it this way - it’s even more money Good’s family can get from Ross in a civil suit.

I like it. However,

that’s what the million(s) from the GoFundMe will be for.

Are crimes only crimes if convicted? Because according to the GoFundMe terms of service,

8. Prohibited Fundraisers and Related User Content

8.10. the legal defense of financial and violent crimes, including those related to money laundering, murder, robbery, assault, battery, sex crimes or crimes against minors;

Fuck GoFundMe.

Unfortunately, I’m guessing yes, it’s only a crime if convicted. Otherwise, innocent people who are wrongfully accused of a crime could not use GoFundMe for their legal defense.

(Not referring to Ross, but genuinely innocent folks)

I read the TOS as saying exactly that. It specifically says it can’t be used for the ‘legal defense of [snip] murder’. If you’re defending yourself, you’re not convicted, you’re accused. I understand what you mean, but it kinda sounds like they trying to stay out of exactly this type of situation.

OTOH, if he does end up with this money, it should make the wrongful death suit (if there is one) more lucrative and easier to collect.

Having said that, I assume her family could set up a gofundme to fund their wrongful death suit. It’s still about murder, but her family isn’t defending themselves.

Great. A moral victory for you…at no real cost that he gives a shit about for him.

Maybe it only applies if you’re charged with murder?

That actually makes more sense and is probably the reason it’s still up (I assume it’s still up). The TOS says “the legal defense of murder” but doesn’t speak to the defending yourself in the court of public opinion and I don’t think (but I’d have to look) that it says anything about whatever this situation is…people giving him money because he’s famous for killing someone. I suppose that does technically means that he wouldn’t be able to use the proceeds from that for his case, should there ever be one, but I have no idea how that would be enforced.

As long as he cashes out before he is officially charged, he is home free.

So Renee Good’s murderer has a GoFundMe account in excess of $1 million.

Charlie Kirk’s murderer has no GoFundMe account. But Charlie Kirk’s widow has more than $25 million from an insurance payout, the sale of her home, book royalties, and donations.

I don’t believe he gives a damn. He is happy hurting and in this case, killing people.

Sure, sure.

When a person has no moral compass, murdering people has no effect on him. He’s not a normal person like you.

“But how will he sleep at night?”

“Very comfortably on new silk sheets in a lovely house.”

This is the kind of rank stupidity we expect from you.

No, it’s if they are charged. If they’re charged with a violent crime, the campaign is shut down. That’s what happened to the Rittenhouse fundraiser.

The statement went on to say that once charges of violent crime were brought against Rittenhouse in 2020, the company removed any active fundraisers that were started for his legal defense in compliance with their Terms of Service.

The rule otherwise would be meaningless; you need a legal fund to try to win an acquittal, not after you are acquitted.

Ross hasn’t been charged with anything yet, almost surely won’t be charged with a federal crime, but might be charged with a state crime.