As my friend said “but officer, if I can’t carry 30 rounds it will take me so much longer to landscape”. I, for one, support assault weapons for gardening purposes.
I swear to God if there is any serious discussion of the right to bear arms in this thread I will grab my nearest ballistic gardening device and turn all y’all’s heads into the prettiest fucking topiaries.
Also hippie, not hippy. I reported the post