How to confuse a left-wing hippie environmentalist into allowing assault weapons

Mundane Pointless Stuff I Must Share (MPSIMS)
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Shoot into ground; plant flowers.

As my friend said “but officer, if I can’t carry 30 rounds it will take me so much longer to landscape”. I, for one, support assault weapons for gardening purposes. :smiley:

I swear to God if there is any serious discussion of the right to bear arms in this thread I will grab my nearest ballistic gardening device and turn all y’all’s heads into the prettiest fucking topiaries.

Also hippie, not hippy. I reported the post

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Perfect for the zombie apocalypse. Every walker you put down also starts a food crop!

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Hey, you can convince them to produce and deploy bombs, too!

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To kill, you must know your enemy, and in this case my enemy is a varmint. And a varmint will never quit - ever. They’re like the Viet Cong - Varmint Cong. So you have to fall back on superior intelligence and superior firepower. And that’s all she wrote.

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For when Chia Pets attack.

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Fixed the title as you asked.

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Plants vs. Zombies?

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The flora pictured on the shell in the picture in the OP’s link looks like a dandelion.

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Shoot a bunch of people in the head with this civilization-destroying weapon and then send them to San Francisco with flowers in their hair.

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This is my rifle.
This is my gun.
This is for planting.
This too, kinda.

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All we need is Tom Sizemore chasing frightened teens around an abandoned factory:

“Whose the best gardener…?”
BOOM…! Rack-shak

“Whose the best gardener…?”
BOOM…! Rack-shak

“Whose the best gardener…?”
BOOM…! Rack-shak

“Oh… I think I see someone who wants to push up daisies…!”
BOOM…! Rack-shak