As my friend said “but officer, if I can’t carry 30 rounds it will take me so much longer to landscape”. I, for one, support assault weapons for gardening purposes.
I swear to God if there is any serious discussion of the right to bear arms in this thread I will grab my nearest ballistic gardening device and turn all y’all’s heads into the prettiest fucking topiaries.
To kill, you must know your enemy, and in this case my enemy is a varmint. And a varmint will never quit - ever. They’re like the Viet Cong - Varmint Cong. So you have to fall back on superior intelligence and superior firepower. And that’s all she wrote.