This Toronto drunk takes the prize in the “it seemed like a good idea at the time” department.
I’d really like it if this mistaken idea caught on amongst habitually drunk drivers.
Help spread the meme: “Beat the rap. Eat some crap!”
This Toronto drunk takes the prize in the “it seemed like a good idea at the time” department.
I’d really like it if this mistaken idea caught on amongst habitually drunk drivers.
Help spread the meme: “Beat the rap. Eat some crap!”
I like that slogan. It’s a lot better than “Disguise the booze by eating your poos” which was the best I could come up with.
I take that back. I just thought of “Spread the word - munch a turd!”
He just should have said “I’m not drunk, I’m just pooped…”
Talk about gettin’ shitfaced!
Ew.
Sgt. James Buchanan deserves a raise. Bless 'em, the cops, for having to deal with crap like that.
Brings new meaning to worshipping the porcelain throne.
::groans::
Later at the trial…
“Your Honor, as the photographs taken during booking plainly show, the defendant was shitfaced at the time of his arrest. He was drunk too.”
Kinda makes me glad I didn’t buy that used police car. You never know what’s happened to them over the years.
Well, that’s a deterrent to make me not want to get arrested. You never know what sort of…crap…is in the back of those cars…
Eew.
Where’s that vomit-smiley when you need it?
The bastard was driving a Ford pickup, just like so many of us who do not behave that way. It’s embarrassing.