Just wondering… when searching archives to see what he may have answered here, the name “Cecil” didnt turn up in the search by user. Does anyone know what name he uses on here?
Cecil Adams.
D’oh!
Is there any award for swiftest and most concise answer in this forum? 'Cos I’m claiming it!
1 minute… not bad. 
For the record, the last post he made in “General Questions” was a LONG time ago.
http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?s=&threadid=6408