Mild Hijack
German has the same kind of stuck together words, I speak a little but can get through the long ones by breaking them apart.
I was Tour Manager for the Latin Rock band on their first German tour and on our first full day off in Nuremburg they are ready to explore. They boys are more than a little nervous because they haven’t realized that almost everyone speaks English yet.
So I buy them U-Bahn(subway) day passes from the front desk of the Hotel, there is a station 100 meters from the Hotel and gather the boys in the lobby. The station is Gemeinshafthaus, please forgive the spelling. Give out passes and they are looking at me like I am about to abandon them, which I am, it is my day off and I am over babysitting.
Me: "Ok Boys, time to explore. To get back to the Hotel find the UBahn sign and get on the Rot (Red)line and get off at Gemeinshafthaus.
Boys: ::look around in panic, thinking ‘he said what???’
Me: " This is really easy, repeat after me, You-Ban"
B: “You-Ban”
Me “Ge-Mine”
B: “Gay-Mine”
Me: “Shaft”
B: “Shaft”
Me: “House”
B: “House”
Me: “Ok, lets put it all together, Gemeinschafthaus”
B: “Gay-mine-shaft-house”
We repeat this a few times and I send them on their way. Look over at the front desk clerks and they are barely holding it together trying to keep from laughing.
Note, it helps if you read the boys part in a slight Texas drawl
End of hijack
Capt