How to reanimate Francisco Franco?

Apparently, Generalissimo Francisco Franco is still dead. How could I go about reanimating him?

There probably isn’t enough meat left for a Franco-stein monster, but I guess you’d start by acquiring his body. No shovel required, just a crowbar and something to distract the monks of the *Basílica de la Santa Cruz del Valle de los Caídos *.

Drop whatever remains you can find into a Powered Exoskeleton.

I assume there’s probably some intact DNA somewhere on his corpse.

Get some of that, and clone him. I know you’re not reanimating his body, but if you’re pining for your dear Generalissimo, you could try and pull a “Boys From Brazil” type stunt. If I remember that documentary correctly, the plan just needed a few wrinkles ironed out.

It must involve lightning.

Otherwise, why bother?

After all, there are many more interesting dictators to re-animate.

Nah, it would involve a mysterious green liquid.

“¡usted … bastardo!”

You will need lightning!

And a hunchback.

First, get Pixar or Dreamworks to make a movie about him. Then, get them to make a sequel.