Apparently, Generalissimo Francisco Franco is still dead. How could I go about reanimating him?
There probably isn’t enough meat left for a Franco-stein monster, but I guess you’d start by acquiring his body. No shovel required, just a crowbar and something to distract the monks of the *Basílica de la Santa Cruz del Valle de los Caídos *.
Drop whatever remains you can find into a Powered Exoskeleton.
I assume there’s probably some intact DNA somewhere on his corpse.
Get some of that, and clone him. I know you’re not reanimating his body, but if you’re pining for your dear Generalissimo, you could try and pull a “Boys From Brazil” type stunt. If I remember that documentary correctly, the plan just needed a few wrinkles ironed out.
It must involve lightning.
Otherwise, why bother?
After all, there are many more interesting dictators to re-animate.
Nah, it would involve a mysterious green liquid.
“¡usted … bastardo!”
You will need lightning!
And a hunchback.
First, get Pixar or Dreamworks to make a movie about him. Then, get them to make a sequel.