Fuck off, asshole.
Doesn’t that make it homeopathic?
That’s one thing I’ve tried to explain to customers who are afraid of these signals. The things that scare you are what make your devices work. The only effective way to avoid these signals is to not use these devices and then live somewhere so remote that no such devices are anywhere near you.
You can’t reason someone out of a position they didn’t reason themself into, though.
Strong like bull, smart like dumptruck.
Eh, I’m ok with my fetching Alum foil beret
Hey, ever since I wear it my hair has never felt so thick and luxurious. Win-win!
And Bigfoot sightings have decreased.
Wait…umm…that defeats my need to get proof he does exist. Why else would I have that case of Jacklinks?
Or you can just use 9 oz. of Coors
Let’s not bring up drinks that are not actually consumable.
I couldn’t find a cite, but I’m certain I read about a woman who died after soaking herself in meat tenderizer, destroying the skin over most of her body.
OK. I’ll leave out the beer.
That’s not how tenderizer works. The only way it would have harmed her is if she ate it and was allergic.
Or did you confuse it with industrial strength acid?
I was touching up the white paint on the kerb outside my house last week when a neighbour came out and asked me why I did that.
“It keeps the tigers away,” I said.
He looked puzzled. “There aren’t any tigers around here,” he says.
“That proves it works,” I tell him.
But you’ve not said that they don’t hurt you, just that it’s hard to get away from them. So do you secretly want us to get our brains zapped? Are you in the pocket of Big WiFi?! /s
You figured it out, my middle name is 802.11 (it’s a family name).
Some of those so-called radiation protection stickers are themselves actually radioactive.
I always liked your username.
Big Foglio fan, here, since his days in the Dragon, during the 80s.
On the plus side, you can always do this: