How to tell these often mixed up celebrities apart.

I was gonna say Jennifer was great in The Big Chill. To be fair, I think that baby voice is their actual voices. Soooo

Meg Tilly - The Big Chill
Jennifer - Chucky

Kirk Douglas - dimple in chin
Burt Lancaster - lacks dimple in chin

Marilyn Monroe - large breasts
Jayne Mansfield - larger breasts
Mamie Van Doren - largest breasts

Marilyn,- deceased head attached
Jayne- deceased
Mamie - alive head still attached

2 weeks ago I watched Seth Meyers interview Elizabeth Banks, and she was weird and hilarious. It wasn’t until the end of the conversation when he went to commercial and said “Ladies and gentlemen, Parker Posey!” that I said to myself “WTF?”
They are the same person with sometimes-different hair colors.

Mamie Van Doren is STILL ALIVE…? I am gobsmacked.

I gotta get ahold of that head, add it to my collection.

Bear in mind that it’s 85yo, and still attached.

If you see her, it’s Jennifer Tilly.

Okay, this is no longer true. But Meg did take a fifteen year break from acting while Jennifer kept working. However, Meg started acting again a couple of years ago.

Chelsea Handler? Parker Posey?

The Elizabeth Banks look-a-like is Rachel McAdams.

Y’all are nuts, I have no problem telling any of these people apart.

Amy Adams and Isla Fisher, on the other hand…

Meanwhile…

The absolute best part of that already-awesome thing is Bryce Dallas Howard’s response, posted by Jessica Chastain on instagram.

Neither could Ian McDiarmid and his minions/patsys, which on the whole, turned out to be good for the galaxy.

Jennifer is the zaftig one with the Betty Boop voice. Who’s still making movies.

Meg is the more waifish one (also more talented, IMO).

Really? I’m very glad to learn that. I’ve had a soft spot for her ever since I first saw Leaving Normal.

Isn’t Keira about four inches taller than Natalie?

Fergie: The Duchess of York, also a spokesmodel for Jenny Craig.

Fergie: My humps, my humps, my lovely lady-bumps.

No wonder the Queen didn’t care for her. Doesn’t sound like a very dignified way for a member of the Royal Family to behave.

Gloria Reuben and Victoria Rowell. There are photos of them together, so I know they’re not the same person, but I’m still not sure which is which.

Julia Stiles and Erika Christensen. Fortunately this isn’t much of an issue lately, as Erika’s career seems to have declined. If you see one of them in a movie, it’s a safe bet that it’s Julia.

I also get Bradley Cooper and James Franco confused, although I have no excuse there because they don’t look alike.

I wouldn’t say declined. Erika went to television, where she was one of the main ensemble cast of Parenthood for six seasons, from 2010 to 2015. (I still and forever will think of her as Swimfan, though.)

I guess it’s a completely different thread where I’d say that I didn’t recognize about half of the names tossed about here, let alone faces. But I’m getting from context that these folks are in movies, and I rarely watch newer movies any more.

However, I do have a time telling the lesser Baldwins apart, altho I do recognize them as Baldwins.

Noah Taylor – Australian actor who first starred in The Year My Voice Broke
Ben Mendelsohn – Australian actor who first starred in The Year My Voice Broke

Hmmm… That doesn’t help at all! They look and sound the same.

How about this? I think Noah’s lisp might be slightly more pronounced.