Michael Ontkean and John Shea
Katy Perry and Zooey Deschanel
Susan Floyd and Daphne Zuniga
I never know which one I’m seeing.
I’ve totally given up on trying to tell the Baldwin brothers apart in older movies. Alec in 1990 looks like William in 2000, and I’m never quite sure what Daniel looks like. Stephen got fat at some point, but then I think he might have gotten thin again, and anyway, I don’t watch many of his films.
Don’t quote me but I believe Katy’s tits are bigger. Of course, if they are not standing side by side that would be hard to tell. If you look deeply into the eyes and you see deep, dark regret tinged with shame, then that’s Katy. It’s all she has left after marrying Russel Brand.
For quite some time, possibly several years, I believed that Chelsea Handler must be one of the hardest working women in show business. Then I discovered that she is not actually the same person as Elizabeth Banks.
I’m still not sure I could tell them apart based on looks, but I have figured out that Elizabeth Banks is by far the more prominent and prolific actress and that in every case where I wasn’t sure if an actress was her or Handler it was in fact Banks. While Chelsea Handler has done some acting she is far better known as a comedian, TV host, and writer.
I can distinguish between the people, but I struggle to remember for more than a few minutes at a time which singer is named Adam Lambert and which one is named Adam Levine. I’m forced to refer to one as “you know, the one with all the eye makeup” and the other as “not the one with all the eye makeup”.