Sir, I’m happy to note that we are in full agreement.
The classic case has to be…
Matt Damon
Mark Wahlberg
I remember seeing one of them (not sure which) on a talk show talking about the problem people have telling them apart.
I will second Dermot Mulroney and Dylan McDermitt. However, I blame Julia Roberts for this.
Now I have an image of Natalie Portman and Keira Knightly wrestling each other.
… not that there’s nothing wrong with that…
…and then, Minka and Leighton join in! And…there’s pillows…and…and…
:smack: good lord, I have to get my head out of a bad Animal House fratboy-douchebag fantasy…in a few minutes.
Here’s a simple trick to tell them apart. Keith David is two years older and 3 inches taller.
… I’ll be in my bunk.
Jeffrey Dean Morgan and Javier Bardem. For good reason.
James Coburn - higher eyebrow-to-hair contrast ratio
Lee Marvin - lower contrast ratio
Mark Wahlberg - Beats up people, may have been in that Martian movie
Matt Damon - May have been in that Martian movie, beats up people
Elizabeth Olsen - Is not that one lady you’re thinking of from that one crime show. You know the one.
Sasha Alexander - In a crime show, you know the one…no, not that one.
Kathryn Erbe - She’s the one, but not from the crime show you’re thinking of. The other one.
I’m glad we got that cleared up. I can sleep now.
I see there’s been no mention of the two that used to kick these off. Probably because neither is very active anymore (or they were finally supposed to be in the same place at the same time).
Helen Hunt
Leelee Sobieski
I’ve always been able to tell them apart, and not just due to their ages, but I know many cannot.
Same goes for Chris Pine (boring), Chris Evans (kinda cool) and Chris Pratt (hella hot)… just who thought it’d be a good idea to loose that many Chrises on am unsuspecting public?
I’ll throw in Chris Hemsworth.
Jeremy Irons and a wooden fence post.
Helen Hunt - Old
Leelee Sobieski - Looks like Helen Hunt’s daughter
Chris Pine - Captain of a starship
Chris Evans - Captain of America
Chris Pratt - Captain of the Gardians
James Coco
Dom DeLuise
Peter Boyle
Kate Middleton and Mary of Denmark
I should fix that last one for you.
Captain of Ovaries
Not sure about this one. I’ve never seen Katy Perry…perform where it wasn’t blindingly obvious that she was lip-synching.
Going back years and years, but as a young’un I always seemed to get Juice Newton confused with Jan Smithers. (It was the long, willowy, auburn hair look.)
She sings live. Maybe not always, but not never, either. I heard her sing I Kissed a Girl on Howard Stern live, early in the morning. Maybe not the best singing ever recorded, but it is an actual live performance.