That’s good news, Ginger. If it were green you would either A) be an alien or B) be very, very ill…
…or were you talking about your card?
Didn’t they make a movie about that called, “Star Whores”?
You people have to read the rest of the site. I forgot how funny this stuff could be! Weekly World News is great!
The good thing about the alien hookers, though, is that since they’ve done so much space travel they have no qualms about probing Uranus.
<Glares>
My momma’s from Iowa!
You would!
Don’t knock it til you try it!
They forgot the number one way to tell your hooker is an alien: she doesn’t charge extra for an anal probe.
Other indicators:
Intercourse costs 37¢ but she charges $250.00 for a handshake. (But it is well worth the price !!! Umm … er … so I’ve been told).
She says “Is that a Neutronium Transmogrifier or are you just glad to see me?”
- She offers you a pan-galactic gargle blaster.
Hey! I’m from Iowa!
Pleased to meet you.
Put 'er there.
I’m not sure I would recognize an alien hooker, but I sure know how to detect one that isn’t a virgin.
How?
That board you have to put across to keep from falling in.
Her cell phone looks suspiciously like a 1920s style death ray.
What? Somebody was gonna say it.
Wait a minute! You’re saying the devil’s great-grandmother is an alien space hooker? 
:eek:
It is irresponsible to waste time talking about this nonsense when the same site warns about Giant Pigeon Terrorizes New York - get some perspective.
A giant pigeon that is “leaving deadly droppings in its wake.” Wow. That would have to rate #1 on the list of “most embarrassing ways to die”.
I can imagine the conversation at the wake now …
That’s nothing! Belgium is GONE! And nobody even noticed!
But you work in outer space.
From some of the items on this list, I think you’ve met my ex.
How about when the hooker tries to ram her ovipositor down your throat and lay eggs in your chest? I always used to think it was just annoying, but thinking about it, she was probably an alien.