How to tell your hooker is an alien

[Tentacle_Monster]

Evil Captor: Did “she” have greyish-white hair and a big honkin’ forehead?
I need someone to help me fix this damn interocitor.

[Odinoneeye]

@kunilou

Vague, unplaceable accent. Claims to be from “the Midwest.”

Is everyone from Iowa an alien, or just the hookers?

[Dead Milkmen]
Look at the soil around any large U.S. city with a big underground homosexual population.

Des Moines, Iowa, perfect example

Look at the soil around Des Moines Stuart.

You can’t build on it, you can’t grow anything on it. The Government says it’s due to poor farming, but I know it’s the queers. They’re in it with the aliens.

They’re building landing strips for gay martians! I swear to God!
[/Dead Milkmen]

[Little_Nemo]

Anyone seen my burrow owl?

[Evil_Captor]

@Tentacle Monster

Evil Captor: Did “she” have greyish-white hair and a big honkin’ forehead?
I need someone to help me fix this damn interocitor.

She did seem unusually interested in Earth’s mineral resources, for a hooker.

[Mr.Blue_Sky]

@Evil Captor

How about when the hooker tries to ram her ovipositor down your throat and lay eggs in your chest? I always used to think it was just annoying, but thinking about it, she was probably an alien.

It’ll be okay as long as she doesn’t leave you alone with the German!

[Polycarp]

@Evil Captor

How about when the hooker tries to ram her ovipositor down your throat and lay eggs in your chest? I always used to think it was just annoying, but thinking about it, she was probably an alien.

Uh, Evil Captor, I’m not sure how to break this to you…

But not only was she not an alien, she probably wasn’t a “she” – and that was no ovipositor! :smack: