How Well Do You Know Me? -- The Doper Fun Facts Game!

  1. I killed a homeless man and dumped the body in the desert.
  2. I killed two homeless men and dumped the bodies in the desert.
  3. I killed a hooker and dumped the body in the desert.
  4. I killed two hookers and dumped the bodies in the desert.
  5. I like Rocky Road Ice Cream.
  6. I killed a homeless hooker and dumped the body in the desert.

Fagjunk Theology: Not just for sodomite propagandists anymore.

dunno if anyone’s still following this …

jr8:

  1. True
  2. False
  3. False
  4. True
  5. False
  6. True

gatopescado

  1. False
  2. False
  3. False
  4. False
  5. True?
  6. False

My Three and Three:

  1. I have met one of the men who invented the ENIAC
  2. My least favorite food is cheese.
  3. I’ve visited 17 countries.
  4. When I was in grad school, Steven Seagal filmed a movie at my university and used my office for a scene.
  5. I’ve played Call of Cthulu with Steve Jackson (of Steve Jackson Games)
  6. I have three ferrets for pets

I’ll go again.

jr8:

  1. True
  2. False
  3. False
  4. True
  5. True
  6. False

gatopescado

  1. False
  2. False
  3. False
  4. False
  5. True
  6. False

JayLa

  1. True
  2. False
  3. False
  4. False
  5. True
  6. True

Give me a bit to come up with mine…

  1. When I taught preschool, one of the parents was convinced I was a lesbian, even though I was engaged to another (male) teacher at the school.
  2. People are constantly telling me that they wished they were as outgoing and outspoken as I am.
  3. I am married to a former rodeo bullrider.
  4. I can drink my husband under the table.
  5. I spent most of one spring break hanging out with a houseful of people who were repeatedly dropping acid, and I had no clue.
  6. My brothers used to sneak into a local tv station, and once they got Marvin Zindler (have you ever heard the phrase “Sliiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiime In the Ice Machine!”?) to come to their school for show and tell.

My Guesses:

JayLa
1 (ENIAC) true
2 (Cheese) false
3 (17 countries) false
4 (Seagal) true
5 (Cthulu) false
6 (ferrets)true

Cessandra
1 (parents/lesbian) true
2 (outgoing) false
3 (rodeo bullrider) false
4 (drinking ability) false
5 (spring break/acid) true
6 (sliiiiime) true

My uhh… half-truths?

  1. I used to write for a sketch comedy show on tv
  2. I own three hyper dogs and a ferret who ought to feel very nervous, but strangely isn’t.
  3. I used to work for a combination copy shop, tanning salon, and balloon delivery service
  4. I never use salad dressing
  5. I love mushrooms
  6. I once met Michael Stipe.

3T/3F? Since I haven’t been here that long, they’re more than likely going to be stabs in the dark for y’all:

  1. I was stung by a jellyfish while swimming in the North Sea.
  2. I played a duet with Jean Pierre Rampal (flautist).
  3. I once threw a yard jart into my foot, sticking it all the way through and pinning it to the ground.
  4. I have met our former Guv, Jesse Ventura, numerous times.
  5. As a punker in high school, I dyed my hair green.
  6. I am a professional needleworker (cross stitch, hardanger)

MissTake, you gotta guess, too! :slight_smile:

Okay :slight_smile:
(I was hoping no one would notice I didn’t)

Cessandra

  1. True
  2. False
  3. True
  4. False
  5. False
  6. True

drewbert

  1. False
  2. False
  3. True
  4. True
  5. False
  6. True

Cessandra

  1. True
  2. False
  3. True
  4. True
  5. False
  6. False

drewbert

  1. False
  2. True
  3. True
  4. False
  5. True
  6. False

MissTake

  1. True

  2. True

  3. False

  4. False

  5. False

  6. True
    Me now!

  7. I know how to count to ten in 7 different languages.

  8. I learned to read when I was only 2 years old.

  9. I own three pairs of leather pants, but none of them fit.

  10. I used to work at a hospital, where one of my duties was releasing corpses from the morgue.

  11. I was born at home and my father cut my umbelical cord with a Bowie knife.

  12. I flew to Australia to see a man that I met online and had been chatting with for over a year. It wasn’t until I got there that I discovered he was engaged to another woman.

Edwardina, MissTake, & drewbert each got two of mine right.

My truths:

  1. When I taught preschool, one of the parents was convinced I was a lesbian, even though I was engaged to another (male) teacher at the school.
    True Yeah. Like I said before, I was part of a Rocky Horror cast. We marched in the local Gay & Lesbian Film Festival Parade (full costume, etc.) I heard this tiny voice calling “Miss Michelle! Miss Michelle!” It was one of my four year old students and his family. I was dressed in a bra and slip (as Janet Weiss), so I was fairly embarrassed. But the worst part was that the kid’s mom wouldn’t let me explain; she just kept saying she “understands” and “doesn’t need to know.”

  2. People are constantly telling me that they wished they were as outgoing and outspoken as I am.
    False Actually, please are constantly telling me not much of anything; if I am forced to be in public I tend to stand off to the side projecting my best Don’t Notice Me shield.

  3. I am married to a former rodeo bullrider.
    True My husband rode bulls in various rodeos when he was younger, though he never made his dream of riding in the Houston Rodeo. He did win a scholarship to A&M (another dream of his), but he hurt himself too badly to go.

  4. I can drink my husband under the table.
    False Ha! I never touch the stuff. Of course, I suppose you could take that statement in another way, which would make it true, but way TMI. :wink:

  5. I spent most of one spring break hanging out with a houseful of people who were repeatedly dropping acid, and I had no clue.
    True I am a truly clueless person. I even SAW them doing it and didn’t know what it was. Didn’t even suspect drugs. I knew my friend was into that sort of thing, but I guess she knew me well enough to let me be clueless.

  6. My brothers used to sneak into a local tv station, and once they got Marvin Zindler (have you ever heard the phrase “Sliiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiime In the Ice Machine!”?) to come to their school for show and tell.
    False My brothers did sneak into Channel 13 a lot, and they did meet Mr. Zindler. But it was the weatherman who made an appearance at their school.

Cessandra - True: 2, 4, 5.

MissTake - True: 3, 4, 6.

Edwardina - True: 1, 4, 6.

Now mine:

  1. I speak Polish fluently.

  2. I enjoy music, and have a large collection that I listen to almost non-stop.

  3. I was promoted from the fourth grade to the sixth grade.

  4. I worked in a bakery for several years, and really hate cooking.

  5. I once flew off the trunk of a car going 30 mph and suffered no harm other than a bruised hip and elbow.

  6. I make my own pottery, and sell some pieces to a few friends.

Okay, I skipped Drewbert. :smack:

So. . . my stabs at Drewbert’s “half-truths”:

True: 2, 4, 5.

Revelation time:

1) I’ve had dinner with G. Gordon Liddy and Carl Bernstein (albeit not at the same time).
True – as part of the same organization in which I met Kurt Vonnegut. Bernstein was a seedy lech. Liddy had a frightening charisma, but a good sense of humor.

2) I played viola in my high school orchestra, and can still play (although I’m in desperate need of some practice).
False, but substitute “cello” for “viola” and it would be true.

3) I’ve earned two Blue Peter badges.
True. I like to mention this because it annoys British people. :wink:

4) My mother emigrated to the US from Romania when she was nine, in the aftermath of WWII.
Another “False but almost true” – she emigrated from Hungary, not Romania.

5) Like Ginger, I have eaten whale blubber. Unlike Ginger, I can’t say I liked it very much.
False. I’ve never eaten whale blubber.

**6) Like Crunchy Frog, I broke a tooth skateboarding when I was ten. **
Strange but true.

Lessee…that’s two correct for JayLa and one for Cessandra.

And I’m seriously hoping that there’s only one true statement in gatopescado’s list, and it’s not any of the ones involving hookers, homeless people or deserts.

1) I used to write for a sketch comedy show on tv
TRUE, but it was for a college student television show

2) I own three hyper dogs and a ferret who ought to feel very nervous, but strangely isn’t.
FALSE. Just me and a cat.

3) I used to work for a combination copy shop, tanning salon, and balloon delivery service
TRUE. Fortunately I never had to deliver balloons personally… but wiping down used tanning beds the week before Spring Break? The horror.

4) I never use salad dressing
TRUE.

5) I love mushrooms
FALSE. Very very false.

6) I once met Michael Stipe.
FALSE, but I once saw a guy walking down Franklin Street in Chapel Hill who looked a little like Peter Buck. Probably wasn’t him.

Consider me annoyed. I’ve only got one.

So tell me: how did you do that? How long have you been in the UK? Are you still a child?

Hee hee.

I’ve been in the UK for seven years now, and am 35. As mentioned earlier in this thread, I sing with the BBC Symphony Chorus. The Blue Peter people always ask for volunteers from the chorus to be on the Christmas show every year – this involves a lot of sitting around, followed by standing outside (often in the rain and cold) for an hour, and then marching in at the end of the show singing whatever carol they’ve chosen. For this rather unexciting day at Television Centre, we each get a free lunch and a blue Blue Peter badge. I’ve only done it twice; I know of one member who has acquired 19 badges this way!

I’ve also sat on the Blue Peter couch (yeehah) and have patted the dogs. It wasn’t a lifechanging event, but it made for a change from routine.

4 out of 6 for Cessandra, 2 out of 6 for drewbert. Gotcha both on the cheese and the ferrets!

  1. I have met one of the men who invented the ENIAC. True. The American Computing Museum has a dinner every year honoring computing pioneers, and he was there the first year.

  2. My least favorite food is cheese. True. I get a lot of disbelief and grief for this in RL also.

  3. I’ve visited 17 countries. False. Both got this correct. I’ve been to about a dozen though.

  4. When I was in grad school, Steven Seagal filmed a movie at my university and used my office for a scene. False (but close) - it was my husband’s office, not mine. The movie was The Patriot and they used it for the hospital scene in the underground bunker. It went straight to video in the U.S.

  5. I’ve played Call of Cthulu with Steve Jackson (of Steve Jackson Games). True. His company doesn’t make CofC, but he still plays it at cons. He’s a nice guy.

  6. I have three ferrets for pets. False but close - only two.

I’ll guess at the ones that are still open, but I don’t have anything new for you.

MissTake:

  1. False
  2. True
  3. False
  4. True
  5. True
  6. False
    Edwardina:
  7. True
  8. True
  9. False
  10. True
  11. False
  12. False
    Jessica2:
  13. False
  14. True
  15. True
  16. False
  17. True
  18. False

1. I was stung by a jellyfish while swimming in the North Sea.
False. My best friend was, though. It was also my one and only visit to a “clothing optional” beach.
2. I played a duet with Jean Pierre Rampal (flautist).
False. It was James Galway in the Green Room of the Guthrie. I did meet Jean Pierre Rampal though.
3. I once threw a yard jart into my foot, sticking it all the way through and pinning it to the ground.
True. I have a scar on both the top and the bottom of my foot from the stitches.
4. I have met our former Guv, Jesse Ventura, numerous times.
True. I used to hang out at his gym in Minneapolis and he lived a few blocks away from me. He really is a nice guy.
5. As a punker in high school, I dyed my hair green.
False. I did have something that resembled a curly mohawk though.
6. I am a professional needleworker (cross stitch, hardanger)
True. People buy the pattern, fabric, floss and I complete the projects for them.

Dang, Jessica! You got them all! Do I know you?

Mine:

  1. I have never had a pet in my life and can’t stand animals
  2. I’m actually a hell of a lot older than i’ve been making out
  3. My brother is in a famous english band
  4. I’m addicted to Richard & Judy and The Hoobs
  5. I used to be anorexic and still weigh less than 100lbs, even though i’m 5"7
  6. I have an obsession with pirates and own 3 eye patches and a plastic cutlas. My favourite word of the moment is ‘ahoy’.

Jessica - 2, 4 and 5

Edwardina - 1, 3 and 6

I’ve been reading this backwards and haven’t found the other person im meant to answer to in the last 10 minutes so i might come back to this later