If this is true, seek help immediately. I mean, I could understand the Fimbles, but the Hoobs?
Nothing:
- I have never had a pet in my life and can’t stand animals
- I’m actually a hell of a lot older than i’ve been making out
- I’m addicted to Richard & Judy and The Hoobs
…are true
Jess:
2. I enjoy music, and have a large collection that I listen to almost non-stop.
4. I worked in a bakery for several years, and really hate cooking.
5. I once flew off the trunk of a car going 30 mph and suffered no harm other than a bruised hip and elbow.
…are true
Mine:
- My favorite movie is Donnie Darko.
- I have never been further away from home than France.
- I have sat in Jimmy Carter’s lap.
- I love the smell of gasoline.
- I have never written anything more than 10 pages in length.
- My least favorite type of music is heavy metal.
Eh, not so strange. My brother refused to eat cheese or butter for about half his life, and I went through several years where I wouldn’t drink milk.
Not all of your guesses were right, HerMajestyLorna, but you came close…
Oh yeah.
LittleBabyNothing and HerMajestyLorna - y’all got mine right.
HerMajestyLorna: true, 1, 3, 6
LittleBabyNothing: true, 1, 4, 6
Mine:
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Although I graduated salutatorian of my class in law school, I graduated last in my class in high school and almost flunked out.
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Once in college I won almost $50,000 at blackjack during a weekend in Vegas.
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I am covered with large, hideous tattoos, including a sleeve of a tornado demolishing a trailer park running from my left shoulder to my elbow.
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Like approximately 1 out of every 100 Americans, including actor Donnie Wahlberg, I have a third nipple.
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I was a finalist in the Scripps-Howard National Spelling Bee. The word I missed was “forficiform”, an adjective meaning scissor-shaped.
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I have both danced the role of the Nutcracker Prince and been the lead singer of a hardcore band.
- False. I can only count to ten in three languages.
- True. I was quite the child prodigy.
- False. I do not own any leather pants.
- True. I had to check the bodies for jewelry or other valuables before releasing them. Liability issues, you know.
- True. The Moody Blues was playing in the background the whole time, also.
- False - This one happened to a friend of mine. I’ve never been to Australia.
Reading by two, eh Edwardina? Me too, actually. I haven’t accomplished a whole lot since then, but still…
1) I have never had a pet in my life and can’t stand animals
True - I can’t stand the damn things
2) I’m actually a hell of a lot older than i’ve been making out
False - I’m as old as i say i am - 16
3) My brother is in a famous english band
False - Although one day they really should be famous
4) I’m addicted to Richard & Judy and The Hoobs
True - Two of the best programs ever made, in my opinion
5) I used to be anorexic and still weigh less than 100lbs, even though i’m 5"7
False - Well, the anorexia bit is, but i am underweight
6) I have an obsession with pirates and own 3 eye patches and a plastic cutlas. My favourite word of the moment is ‘ahoy’.
True - I’m waving my Jolly Rodger as we speak
Me too and me neither. I see a trend here.
pravnik
True: 1,4,6
- Despite having stage fright, I once auditioned for an improv comedy group.
- One of my aspirations is to tend bar in a place like Coyote Ugly
- My mother has yet to memorize my birthdate.
- Some of my dreams have been described in a book about dreams.
- I play guitar in a band called Beer is Not a Sex Crime.
- My family cooks moose on special occasions, like memorial day.
Two right, one wrong, elfkin!
elfkin true: 1, 4, 5
elfkin’s trues –
- Despite having stage fright, I once auditioned for an improv comedy group.
- Some of my dreams have been described in a book about dreams.
- I play guitar in a band called Beer is Not a Sex Crime.
Me, Ellen Cherry - I am the mother of four boys.
- I grew up in Texas.
- I am a television writer.
- I once photographed Cheryl Ladd.
- I’ve never been to Europe.
- I’m over 6 feet tall.
(PS Congrats on the weight loss, Zev!)
Hopefully another person will respond soon so you can give us your answers. (and I can give mine, of course)
FWIW, it’s nice to see this thread still going, albeit at a snail’s pace.
I seem to have brought it to a screeching halt, jr8 (she said, vainly bumping the thread two days later…)
Ellen Cherry true: 1, 2, 4
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True. I was a terrible student in high school, just awful. I don’t really know why.
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False. I’ve never been to Vegas and never gambled more than the slots, and didn’t have the sense to quit when I was ahead on those.
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True, although “hideous” is, of course, a bit over the top. My best friend and the guitar player of my band in college was an art major in college, and I got a number of large tattoos from him. This made me quite the eccentric in law school.
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False. Just the two. I understand Donnie has an extra, though. Write him if you’re missing one.
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False. Although “forcicform” is an adjective meaning scissor shaped (and is on the Scripps-Howard spelling bee list), I never missed it in the Scripps-Howard or any other spelling bee.
True. I once did both at the same time. Okay, not really.
Oops, I thought this thread wasn’t coming back…
Well, Pravnik and Ellen Cherry both got (the same) two right, not bad
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Despite having stage fright, I once auditioned for an improv comedy group.
True. I didn’t get in, nor did I expect to, but it provided a nice distraction in an otherwise angst-filled college day. But you don’t want to hear about that… -
One of my aspirations is to tend bar in a place like Coyote Ugly
False. I don’t usually drink, and couldn’t make someone else a drink to save my life. -
My mother has yet to memorize my birthdate.
True. Her excuse is that because my birthday is the day after my dad’s she can’t keep them straight, but my baby brother figured it out by the time he was nine or ten, so it still makes me sad. Dad is older, and his birthday is first, how hard is that to remember? -
Some of my dreams have been described in a book about dreams.
True. The book is called " The 12" Baby That Fried an Omlet and other crazy dreams" by Richard Cadway. -
I play guitar in a band called Beer is Not a Sex Crime.
False. Unfortunately I have no musical talent. Therefore, Beer is Not a Sex Crime remains only a band that some of my story characters play in. The name comes from something said in a SD thread, btw. -
My family cooks moose on special occasions, like memorial day.
False. None of the 10,000+ moose in this state is likely to find its way into our kitchen. Game is one of the meat groups I don’t eat from.