Make him live next door to my crazy neighbors. He’d spit polish all their lawn ornaments until they shined!
Now that we know he’s alive, make him watch ALL the Bush-Kerry & gay marriage debate ads.
But don’t you get it, it’s ok when we do it, it’s only when they do it to us that its bad to torture people!
First I’d havce everybody related to the people killed in 911 walk bare foot on him back and forth. I’d cut him up still alive and put his body parts in a sausage machine along with various pig parts. Then I’d make osama chili dogs and feed them to a pack of stray dogs.
The only way to insure that is to withhold any sort of legal sanction – if you think you have to torture somebody to get vital information, go ahead and do it, knowing that it will send you to prison, or to the chair.
Whining about such consequences, in the context of your “it’s the only way to stop them from nuking Manhattan” premise, is 100% pure unmitigated chickenshit.