Long time lurker (7+ years). Thought I would just jump in with the rest of you fine gentlemen and ladies.
Welcome. Tell me - how can you lurk for so long and not join the party? I think I lurked about… um… 3 minutes…
Hiya!
ETA: That’s “Hiya!” as in “hi” not as in “HiYA!!!”=karate chop to the neck.
Just clarifying.
Good afternoon! Would you like some tea? We have orange pekoe and Earl Grey.
I’m pretty sure “jump” isn’t the right verb after seven years of lurking. 
Welcome, anyway!
Well can i at least get some sort of credit for the shortest time as a guest?
That’s the kind of impetuosity we like to see!
Are you sure 7+ years is enough lurking? I mean, wouldn’t want to be hasty, now! (What are you, an Ent? 
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Welcome. 
Are you an accountant? Mariah likes accountants.
Well I want the calamari and am particular to the mutton (just not like Hal likes his).
And here I was, all set to welcome you…
I’ve got plenty of mutton, and mutton’s plenty for me.
Ewe-w-w-w-w-w-w-w…
Hey, no props for Gershwin? Give an old dead guy a break. :smack:
Anyone who can jump right in with a sheep joke is alright by me! Welcome!
Hello peekercpa. Be welcome. Enjoy your stay.
I lurked for about 4 years before signing up. I wish I hadn’t waited so long.
So what was the tipping point in getting you to join?