What a screed to read in the paper, first thing in the morning! And what a twisted & un-natural experience for a 3 year old manchild! Barely toliet trained, & Scaley Horrors are vomited out of the jakes, to menace his household.
Unholy Beasts, redolent of feces, terrorize the little geek, & endanger his most private places. In the privacy of his john, too.
He will never know the joys of sitting on the shitter & relaxing whilst perusing the Chicago Reader. He will spend the rest of his life looking over his shoulder. And what an twisted scenery he shall view!
OMG. You have just tapped into one of my worst fears, ever since reading that Cecil column about the rat and the toilet. I hate lizards and reptiles etc–eww, eww, eww. Poor lil guy. Screw Freud–this kid’s got a real reason he has toilet training issues!
Oh, dear. that post is supposed to be in small, shocked letters, showing how eeked out I am by the whole thing. Instead, my post looks like a Kindergarten teacher’s.
sorry. So do the numbers under “size” go up in size as the numbers increase? How does one make the print smaller?
That is true both [sup]sup[/sup] and [sub]sub[/sub] tags do make writing smaller.
I thought she was asking about the size option. So I only answered that.
Like I know that! (I dunno what a browser is. Please don’t ban me–I can drive my car well and don’t know what the manifold does, either…)
The sub and sup posts look appropriate to me. I see other people’s larger print (and smaller print)–mebbe it’s just me.
Eleanorrigby: I am not trying to be a show off. If you want more help with coding maybe you can email me and I will stop Hijacking this thread. (Sorry)
By Browser I meant Internet explorer (microsoft) or Foxfire or AOL or Opera or Netscape or something else.
Jim- I was kidding around. Sorry if it sounded snarky–I am a bit worked up about the reptiles in this thread…
I use AOL-I know, I am a complete loser.
Sorry for the hijack, folks.
And now back to our regularly scheduled thread…
(why did the guy think that remembering the color coding of coral snakes would help him in that last link? The snake wasn’t striped!)
I would move, I think…or complain to the landlord or something!
Now, a boa wouldn’t bother me in the least. I like boas…they are clean and friendly snakes. My cats would freak, as would the wife, but I’d just coil him up and take him to Animal Control. Or maybe the Police Department. Plop him down on the front desk and let the desk sergeant deal with it!
