HUGE porn star Raul Armenteros busted for cruelty to animals

[TriPolar]

@Odesio

I apologize, TriPolar, when I peed in that bowl of Cheerio’s this morning I didn’t realize it was your bowl. I’ll be more careful next time.

I accept your apology.

[Malleus_Incus_Stapes]

@Annie-Xmas

HUGE porn star Raul Armenteros busted for cruelty to animals

Just to clarify- in what sense are you using the word “huge” here?

[DxZero]

Did anyone consider that he just wanted to set up a mobile petting zoo for all the children of Miami? What is this world coming to when everyone suspects the worst of an innocent porn star just because he has a couple of dead goats in the back of a windowless van? What a sad commentary on the world we live in.

[JRDelirious]

BTW, the makeup of the menagerie does make it plausible there’d be Santeria/Palero activity involved; or else that was one HUGE cookout stupidly ruined. I am fascinated though by the single duck among all those other multiples of 4. (Does the BangBus get its insurance from AFLAC?:p)

@Malleus_Incus_Stapes

Just to clarify- in what sense are you using the word “huge” here?

Looking at the BangBus site there is no apparent big deal made about the males in the clips, the theme seems to be more of “look at what a slut she is”. Seeing as how until this thread I had not heard this dude’s name, he must be “huge” only among those within the trade who know his “work”, or else by objective tape measurement :D.

Let’s face it, as a norm the men are NOT the “big stars” in porn. It’s always been very rare to get a Ron Jeremy or a John Holmes and it seems even rarer these days (and one would think Johnny would be the standard to judge “huge porn star” in every sense…).

[Little_Nemo]

@JRDelirious

I am fascinated though by the single duck among all those other multiples of 4.

This should answer your question.

[friedo]

Maybe the animals were necessary for ritual sacrifice because more people were discovering Bang Bus’s terrible secret.

[singular1]

@Little_Nemo

Raul Armenteros is a performer on a pornographic website called Bang Bus. Armenteros and a friend had some animals (8 roosters, 4 guinea hens, 4 pigeons, 4 goats and 1 duck) in a van for unknown reasons. They parked the van and left it for awhile. This is in Miami and the temperature inside the van got pretty hot. Police found the van. One of the goats had died and the rest of the animals were seriously ill from the heat. Armenteros and his friend were arrested for animal cruelty and are currently out on bail.

Thanks, Nemo. And I shouldn’t have been so snarky.
oh, and :eek:

[twickster]

@singular1

Y’know, some of us read the Dope on an iPod, and a link to TMZ only brings you to their front page. Would it kill you to put the slightest summary of the story in the OP?:rolleyes:

@TriPolar

Would it kill you to get a real computer?

@TriPolar

Why? Because you were dying to find out about some kind of act of beastiality? The title contains enough information.

@singular1

I was going to answer this in kind, but then I remembered I was an adult.

@TriPolar

Sorry to hear that. Perhaps you could make an exception in this case?

@Odesio

I apologize, TriPolar, when I peed in that bowl of Cheerio’s this morning I didn’t realize it was your bowl. I’ll be more careful next time.

@TriPolar

I accept your apology.

Everyone needs to dial it *way *back.

twickster, Cafe Society moderator

[JSexton]

Mmm, goatducken!

[TriPolar]

@twickster

Everyone needs to dial it *way *back.

twickster, Cafe Society moderator

Hey guys, sorry. But it looks like a really cool exchange in twix’ recap.

[Irishman]

@miss_elizabeth

Ew. I have never seen Bang Bus, but that guy is so freaking unattractive. The idea of seeing him au naturel, going at it with some gross porn starlet… just… yuck.

Well, I wouldn’t care to see anyone with a gross porn starlet. YMMV.

Bang Bus motif is a couple of guys pick up random chicks, drive them around and persuade them to have sex - typically with money - and then drop them off in some random location, probably not where they wanted to go. They don’t use “porn starlets”.

@JRDelirious

Looking at the BangBus site there is no apparent big deal made about the males in the clips, the theme seems to be more of “look at what a slut she is”.

Correction: what a dumb slut she is.

[gaffa]

Sounds like he was planning to do a live-action version of the Tibetan Memory Trick.

[Little_Nemo]

@Irishman

Bang Bus motif is a couple of guys pick up random chicks, drive them around and persuade them to have sex - typically with money - and then drop them off in some random location, probably not where they wanted to go. They don’t use “porn starlets”.

I think you need to watch the linked video in friedo’s post.

[Irishman]

Not on this machine. Maybe later.

[Irishman]

Okay, watched it, and I guess we’re not communicating by different definitions. When I said “porn starletts”, I was referring to fake-boobed, over-makeuped, named stars. Because otherwise, what’s the difference between a regular-looking girl and a regular-looking girl in the back of bang bus? (Besides the obvious lack of clothes and activities.)

But I don’t know what miss elizabeth meant by “gross porn starlett”, and that’s where it started.

[TriPolar]

@Irishman

But I don’t know what miss elizabeth meant by “gross porn starlett”, and that’s where it started.

144 of them?

[DrDeth]

@Odesio

It’s only polite to post a summary in the opening post rather than requiring people to click on a link.

You are correct sir. Not only due to not being able to click, but also due to not wanting to click on a link as posters here have linked to some bad sites.