I do not want to know what he planned on doing to them.
Ew. I have never seen Bang Bus, but that guy is so freaking unattractive. The idea of seeing him au naturel, going at it with some gross porn starlet… just… yuck.
Eye of the beholder . . . I think he’s hot.
There are usually two reasons why a none too attractive guy manages to have a porn career:
-he started his own thing/site. And if he’s good at finding hot porn girls, he’ll have a career.
-he’s got a huge dick
In this case, it’s the huge dick.
So he’s a huge dick with a huge dick. Why the hell would someone have that combination of animals in a van anyway?
IIRC, he’s of Caribbean descent and the “show” is based out of Miami.
So, WAG - Santeria rituals?
Probably just dinner actually. Not all at once mind you.
He’s not bad looking.
Exactly what I thought when I read it.
Y’know, some of us read the Dope on an iPod, and a link to TMZ only brings you to their front page. Would it kill you to put the slightest summary of the story in the OP?:rolleyes:
Would it kill you to get a real computer?
It’s only polite to post a summary in the opening post rather than requiring people to click on a link.
I had no idea who Raul Armenteros was, then I read “Bang Bus,” and I thought, “Oh, that guy.”
Why? Because you were dying to find out about some kind of act of beastiality? The title contains enough information.
I was going to answer this in kind, but then I remembered I was an adult.
Sorry to hear that. Perhaps you could make an exception in this case?
Raul Armenteros is a performer on a pornographic website called Bang Bus. Armenteros and a friend had some animals (8 roosters, 4 guinea hens, 4 pigeons, 4 goats and 1 duck) in a van for unknown reasons. They parked the van and left it for awhile. This is in Miami and the temperature inside the van got pretty hot. Police found the van. One of the goats had died and the rest of the animals were seriously ill from the heat. Armenteros and his friend were arrested for animal cruelty and are currently out on bail.
The goats were in plastic bags, also.
Come on! A male pornstar convicted of cruelty to cocks and you guys are bitchin about OP summaries?!?!
This should be pun heaven!
I don’t understand why the goats were in plastic bags. I don’t even understand where you get a plastic bag big enough to put a goat in. Unless these were very small or young goats. Anyway, that guy is hung like a mule.
I apologize, TriPolar, when I peed in that bowl of Cheerio’s this morning I didn’t realize it was your bowl. I’ll be more careful next time.