Heavy metal music has reached its nadir.
You got the pros & cons backwards… 
Yeah, after years and years of 'roids (ster-, not hem-) that have left him very unhealthy otherwise.
The term “aligatory luggage” comes to mind.
Used to, but now sounds like he’s been chewing shotglasses with the lead-singer of Nashville Pussy.
Hasn’t been entertaining for a long, long time.
Wha?? silent_rob tears off his yellow undershirt, starts posing while singing I Am A Real American, and tells the Hulkamaniacs to eat their vitimins 
Somehow, I don’t think Pro Wrestling is completely to blame…
Well, I can’t argue with that one. Even though I could still watch No Holds Barred; though it would be more as a comedy. 
But then he would have no reason to wear those cool bandanas.