That thread title is safe, although a better one might be “I want to be Eliza Dushku’s personal drinking straw”
I’ve liked all of these as they came out. Last night, I saw this one, with Eliza Dushku (sorry, can’t link because of my employer’s firewall). I melted into a puddle of slobber on the living room floor.
Go ahead, lock your door, darken the room, and Google it.
You’re welcome.
I could not stop staring at her um… forward facing assets… in that commecial. And then the tongue came out. quiver into a puddle of goo
Her assistant wasn’t bad looking either.
There were other people in the commerical? I didn’t notice. 
Here’s the link: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9qcc4QRRKns
puddlifies
Whenever I see Eliza Dushku’s name (like when I eagerly opened this thread), I have to remind myself (with great disappointment) that we’re not actually discussing Elisha Cuthbert.
Thanks for the link Skara. Um… yeah… that’d work.
The networks in my area really aren’t giving the Dushku Hulu ad enough playtime, the Seth McFarlane one seems to be the one assigned to heavy rotation here
It almost sounds like McFarlane’s NavelAlien speaks with the voice of Roger from American Dad, kinda’ appropriate as they’re both Aliens…
They need to put the Dushku Hulu ad into heavy rotation, Ogdammit!
The Alec Baldwin one was funnier.
Who cares about funny? 
The McFarlane one grosses me out with all the characters upchucking. Plus I think McFarlane is a smug little dick, and this commercial just proves it.
It’s Quagmire’s, because the alien head says “Giggity!”
That’s funny because whenever people discuss Elisha Cuthbert I get all excited until I realize they are not talking about Eliza Dushku.
That’s funny, because whenever people discuss either one, I get all excited until I realize they’re not talking about both.
Making out.
While mud wrestling.
If ever this was called for, it… is… now…
I’ll be in ma bunk.
there’s a slightly extended version where the alien head says “and that’s our gig”
You sir are a gentleman and a scholar.