Humiliating and Ridiculous Celebrity Crushes?

This isn’t really a “crush”, but whe I was in high-school… Rene Simard. I just thought he was cool. I realize now that his show was, in embarassment quotient, somewhere between the Bay City Rollers and Leonard Nimoy singing the Ballad of Bilbo Baggins (only in French), but at the time…?

Pink Lady (a Japanese band that got airplay here whan I was in high school).

Local television? Sharon Seto, the gorgeous host of an early-eighties/late-seventies variety show here in Toronto. Hmm. I just googled, and there was reference to her as a producer. This crush would probably turn out to be humiliating after all…

Movie star? Aki Wakabayashi.

Musicians? Ooooohhhh… lots of musicians… Kate Bush. Lucia Hwong. Natasha Gerlach. Kate Bush. Loreena McKennit. Kate Bush. Sheila Chandra (saw her live at the Power Plant). Jane Siberry. Did I mention Kate Bush?

Someone I actually met briefly? Riitta Hämäläinen. It’s probably just as well that she lives on the other side of the ocean from me.

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I have a pathetic celeb crush on Sami Hyypiä (of Finland and Liverpool FC). I shall be watching the Finland-Ireland friendly tomorrow with particular interest.

I have noticed that Liverpool have not defended marvellously well in the recent pre-season friendlies. I like to think that this is because Sami is not giving 100% concentration to the game, but is rather secretly hankering for a certain big-arsed Englishwoman bearing CleavageBeer™…

Ryan Stiles? Check
Drew Carey? Check (Cleveland Rocks? Oh yeah!)

How about Topher Grace? Sure he’s (mumbledy) years younger than me, but I just re-watched the musical episode of That 70;s show… oh my!

Nobody mentioned Weird Al Yankovic? I still can’t decide if I prefer the “classic” or “modern” Al. I definitely go for the padawan Al and when he does [url=“http://www.weirdal.com/070100c.htm”] Germs{/url]… mmmmmm!

I was “distressed” when Faith Hill married that singer dude.

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