SFW but not safe to have fluid in your mouth when you watch this.
Is this toy commercial wrong?
Very wrong?
Extremely wrong?
Very extremely wrong?
Or do I just have a filthy mind?
Are you reminded of the Nick at Nite show On The Television which had a parody of Pee Wee’s playhouse that told kids to scream at the word of the day until you spit up blood? Because I was.
unfortuanately the Oozintor really sets the standard for perverse toys… a whale that spits water when you move its tounge? thats nothing compared to a gun you pump for a couple minutes to launch white “bio-ooze” at your friends. i dont see anythig knocking the Oozinator off the top of the perverse toys catergory.
That appears to be a real toy. Oh. My. God.
(The whale’s pretty suggestive, too, but man! The Oozinator all but comes with a cheesy gay porn soundtrack!)
Well there’s always that Harry Potter vibrator broom toy.