I can’t say that I remember any of those.
I couldn’t watch them all – too creepy. But I can imagine the whispering baby saying something like, “Tonight I’m gonna slaughter you and every member of your family.”
OTOH, I would’ve killed for a .30 caliber hand cranked cap firing machine gun.
I didn’t find most of those especially ‘creepy’. I too, would have loved the cap-firing Browning as a kid! But the first one, Baby Laugh-A-Alot, was disturbing. Really disturbing. I’d give [del]Talky Tina[/del] Baby Secret second place.
The WTFO prizes go to the Swing Wing, Magic Potty Baby, and Belly Bongo.
The Oozinator wins the prize. A water gun-type toy that fires what to all appearances is jism, and the commercial revels in it.
Oh, I definitely remember Magic Potty Baby. Not creepy but more “who the heck would want that?”
Baby Laugh-A-Lot is pretty creepy, but Baby Secret takes the cake. I swear that thing is whispering stuff like “I’m gonna kill you.”