Reeks like sweet garbage. I just ruined a woman’s lunch here in the office.
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You should get into Homebrewing. Trust me.
Just because you can think it doesn’t mean you have to say it.
Do you live in San Francisco and drive a hybrid?
So, just how did you transpose the “t” and “k” keys when you registered, Skunkman Mike?
What is your preferred method for maximum enjoyment? Lying on back with anus pulled as close to face as possible? The Jackass/Steve-O method with the hose connected from anus to mask on head? Cupping hands over anus and then bringing cupped hands up to nose? Going in a jar so it can be savored and saved?
Sack steamers… there is no substitute.
Quick everybody–crank up the wacky juice!
Doesn’t everyone? It’s OTHER people’s gas that offends.
“Reeks like sweet garbage. I just ruined a woman’s lunch here in the office.”
-Fred Rogers
Works as a haiku as long as you pronounce “ruined” as one syllable.
Reeks like sweet garbage.
I just ruined a woman’s lunch
here in the office
yep, you’re definitely legit- any other answer I would have doubted your cred! 
(yes, stating the obvious but for anyone not in the know- steaming is the preferred method for hardcore FS enthusiasts).
TMI, dude, TMI.
Nope, not me. I hate the odor of any and all farts, my own included. Farts smell like feces.
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Nm.
Apologies. I meant Dog Farts.
Really - nothing to get the vapours over.
keep in mind that OP is someone who still thinks it was hilarious that he did something to cause an unwitting classmate to get beaten senseless.
Holy shit! :(:(