So, there I was at the Forum 2000 event last night rubbing elbows with famous people, diplomats, royalty and various local lushes looking for a free meal.
And the man himself walks in.
Not surprising since this is his show, basically, but still. I have never even seen him speak publicly or anything like that. The closest I’ve come is seeing his wife, the former topless vampire actress Dagmar Veskrnová, at the supermarket and on a flight from Warsaw.
So I was standing there, with my friend who got me into the event, waiting patiently for him to walk by. He stopped to say hello to my friend and a few nice words and I was just starting to lean in, stick out the hand, say hello and finally fulfill a life dream…when his fucking secretary pulls him away to go speak with some damned Prince from Jordan. Jerk.
So he missed his chance. The Philosopher King will not have the wonderful opportunity to meet me anytiome soon. Tis a pity. 
-Tcat
