Word to my brutha.
johnnylasvegas has had one major smackdown, and kidnly “lent” me enough money to more than replace the thugs I lost.
At this very moment he’s down to 7 thugs, but may still have some cash left; unfortunately my last attack dropped him below my attack range. Go for it, dude!
(Now I just have to worry about retribution from the rest of the corporational cartel, but hey, what are friends for?)
Er…that should read “kindly”.
Well, I found out what the medicine is for.
Note to self: Never let yourself run out of condoms again!
A few more note:
Chicken Lover: j.d.b.h.expander is part of that donkey.farm cartel – you may wish to have words with Maeglin.
The corporational cartel is actually quite weak across the board. Easy pickin’s, say I (who am out of turns at the moment).
Drive-by shootings.. A really bad idea. Take it from me.
Drive by shootings are a horrible idea. Home invasions are much better.
NO ONE MESSED WITH THE ALMIGHTY PUCETTE LAST NIGHT! I’m thrilled. Time to go make some crack.
Me and my hoodies have been sticking it to corporational for the past day and a half. Wanna know why they have sunk into obscurity? I take much of the credit. 
Anyway, if Expander is giving you shit, just message him and tell him he is fucking with the wrong people.
MR
Doesn’t look like they help in redlite either; or, if they do, they don’t help much. I think I’ll stick to making AKs for the most part.
Condoms are great in redlite too. They help keep your hoes happy.
So, now that I have the site back, how the HELL do you join a group? I don’t see it anywhere!
If anyone feels like messing up Kelvin #560 on redlite, I won’t complain.
If anyone feels like messing up Kelvin #560 on redlite, I won’t complain.
It is so not over with onelifetolive.
They recovered. Despite the grand assault, which we were pleased to participate in, they counterstruck, reducing myself, Pucette, and others to shit.
If you can fuck up antonio_vega…do it.
MR
If anyone feels like messing up Kelvin #560 on redlite, I won’t complain.
Fuck – onelifetolive has just left me carless and thugless. Now they must die…
We’re working on it. Someone just bought 50 turns, so the donkey.farm.productions crew will be back up to strength. With 300K in cartel cash and all the fixings, we will be ready for war.
I just took out all of antonia_vega’s and todd_manning’s thugs (onelifetolive cartel). Too bad I’m getting spanked by another cartel, now that my thug count is low. Whoops…
Anyway, gank away.
I just took out all of antonia_vega’s and todd_manning’s thugs (onelifetolive cartel). Too bad I’m getting spanked by others now that my thug count is low. Whoops…
Anyway, gank away.
So, Sue, Mono, what’s life like in the other cities? Is it worth the cash/effort to relocate?
I’ve been gankin’ OLTL’s HOs right and left, but my crack is dwindling and, unfortunately, “Sheeeit, RJ_Ganon ain’t nuthin’ but a penny-pimpin, nickel-and-dime hustler who ain’t worth your time!”
And he’s the only one with thugs left.
I should send those OLTL boys thank-you cards for all them free hoes. 
Thanks for picking up fredda, by the way.
Well, nickel and dime pimp he may be, but he is utterly raping jroo, pucette, and myself. He caught us rebuilding and is not behaving like a gentleman. He should be in your range soon if he starts ganking my hoes.