I’m in as the
Lo’ Rida Pimp Daddy
word up.
Some Popos got all up in my grill.
The man thinks I should be a HoSlappinPimp instead.
Hastur, you’ve been re-invited.
AETBOND, I can’t get a return for you out of the system. Is your pimp name spelled exactly like that?
Gotcha!
Okay, I joined…couldn’t resist.
I’m in NYC (think that’s a sign of my impending move?) and go by the name of PimpMommaDuhnym
I’m off to read the Pimp Bible and start my empire!
Don Magic Juan
Fillmore Slim
Iceberg Slim
The Mack
Dolemite
a true pimp(mind you, I’m talking about the real guys on the street) gives his “bitches” a cut of 0%. He keeps it all and provides his whores with whatever they need(apartment, clothes, rides) and keeps tabs on them at all times. The whore gains control once you give them a cut.
I’m in NYC, and I’m signed on as Dethpimp. If enough of us join, we’ll only be a few turns away from global domination!
Let’s band together and beat those other sad ass pimps down!
Somehow, I’m now ranked #774.
I thow’ed out the invites, and our posse grows stronger!
There’s a max of 20 in an alliance, I guess. We’re gonna be jackin them all up. Tightly!
One of my hoes was holdin out on me!
BITCH!
I had my first attack and I came out with one more Ho.
I think that AK-47 was a good investment.
Hey, M. Hec I haven’t gotten an invite yet. You tryin to dis me?
I’m workin’ over this sad pimp who be callin’ himself KillTheFags(18675). I’ve stolen eight of his hoes, and stolen over a thousand dollars of his money.
I’m all there baby.
I got firepower!
I jus’ killed one of his thugs.
I mutha****ing rule!!
They won’t let me do it…say that his net worth is too great.
Total BS!
I got firepower up the wazoo. I can take him.
I have now killed 4 of his thugs.
Checking in as: HoSlappinRob
So send me an invite! 
Rob, KillTheFags(18675) now only has 2 thugs(I killed six of them). Feel free to steal his hoes.
Hastur: I laid the smackdown on dat fool’s hoes and took off wid two of dem. Dirty crackho bizatches.