I *AM* an adult - dagnabit!!!

Oh, goodness no! There’s always the possibility that somebody might bring their child over, and the kid will get into the bottle.

There’s an easy way to open a childproof pill bottle. It’s called being alone in the house for an hour two days after excruciatingly painful hand surgery, when your meds wear off.

That day I discovered that I could open a childproof pill bottle one-handed, with my non-dominant hand, no less. Never did learn to to another damned thing with it in the three months my dominant hand was in a cast, but hey, I got the important part down pat.

Try desperation. And pain. A truly magnificent combination. And you don’t even need a 9-year-old.

I thought that’s what programmable VCRs were for??? :slight_smile:

Eilsel - I’m so sorry m’dear, its the lethargies you see…

Mama Tiger - if desperation and pain line the path to enlightenment, I’ll take the tram if its all the same to you… :slight_smile:

Grim

handing Grim a new pill bottle

Okay, I went to the pharmacy and got a new script since
the other one was, um, RUINED by the use of a sawsall…

saying this very very carefully

You do know you can ask for a non-childproof cap, right?

…I’m gonna go back to my rock now and hide…