Why? Because, not only did I receive an amazingly generous and potentially life changing monetary offer from someone in the Congo, I received said offer from none other than Mrs. Ladawa Sese-Seko. That’s right, the widow of the former president of that land.
So, while all of you other people are enjoyibg the millions you have earned by graciously helping some mid-level banking or tourism official, I shall be basking in the glow of my presidential millions. Life is sweet.