I am Buttacus!

No butt is safe from me.

No, I’m Buttacus!

No…I’m the REAL Buttacus.

No, I’m Buttacus!

At least he’s not the Big Bad Booty Daddy, I suppose. :smiley:

and here we are talking about Satan’s ass again…

I am Buttacus

What’s so… funny about Biggus Buttacus?

I’m Big Buttacus, yes I’m the REAL Buttacus, all you other Buttacus’ are just dumbacus…

I was Buttacus when Buttacus wasn’t cool.

This whole thread is a real pantload.
Oh, that wasn’t even worth it!

Will the real Big Buttacus please stand up?
:wink:

pushes my chair out and stands

I’m Buttacus. So’s my wife!

Steals fenrir’s chair

:slight_smile:

I knew Buttacus, and you sir, are no Buttacus.

Ahh joyful girl are you applying for my court jester? You almost had me there.

[sub]FEAR ME AND FLEE FOR I AM THE QUIET-SPEAKING, DEADLY BUTTSAVAGE2000, EATER OF CUSSED BUTTS IN ALL PLACES! KILLER OF RENTED CHICKENS EVERYWHERE, AND TERROR OF COWS AND VOTE COUNTERS. A SHEET OF HOLY FLAAAAME ACROSS THE LAND!

EATER
EATER!!
EEEEATER!!!

[/sub]
Oh, hey man, how you doin? Yah, I know! I was like, all tripped out and shit! Dude! When she slapped him with the beer glass??!! That was some wild shi

Um, I was looking for the thread about blowing up a cat. I think I’m in the wrong thread. Sorry…

bye.

Redbutt
[sub]Was one of those guts Buttacus?[/sub]

[sub] uh, those guys/

RedPREVIEW!

shaking head while smiling gently

Children, children. You are all so wrong. I amd Buttacus. Run along home and play now.