Here is Mr. Meatloaf expressing his love / hate relationship with butt sex.
I would do anything, butt love…, but I won’t do that!
I would do anything, but love butt, I won’t do that!
Work on contingency- no money down!
Work on contingency? No, money down!
I had to help my uncle Jack off his horse.
I had to help my uncle jack off his horse.
The male kiwi eats roots and leaves.
The male kiwi eats, roots, and leaves.
(much more interesting than those stupid pandas)
Si
Fuck you?
My wife has her colon every 28 days.
There were two other, malefactors.
There were two other malefactors. (Christ’s co-crucifiction recipients.)
They do respect her butt; they love to watch her strut 
Yo tengo 26 años - I am 26 years old
Yo tengo 26 anos - I have 26 anuses
Interesting–over here, the punch line goes, “Eats shoots and leaves”.
The penis; mightier than the S-word.
Also, not quite in the same vein, but I always wanted to say to a musician named Benjamin:
Hey Benjamin, been jamin’?
William Kennedy Smith, therapist.
William Kennedy Smith, the rapist.
What is this thing called love?
What is this thing called, love?
Let’s start eating, Raoul.
Let’s start eating Raoul.
Let’s start Eating Raoul.
The three stages of sex in a marriage…
At first, you’re young and horny and have sex three times a week: tri-weekly.
Then the job stresses you out and you start having kids, so if you’re lucky, once a week: try weekly.
Finally you’re so old and broken down you barely have the energy: try weakly.
OK, doesn’t quite fit the OP but so what?
How to cook humans.
How to cook for humans.
How to cook forty humans.
How to cook for forty humans.
It’s from the Simpsons, for those who absolutely insist on references
A good dog knows it’s master.
Did you know it was a Twilight Zone reference?
My 8 year old never gets tired of these:
Feed the dogs Jonah.
What’s for dinner – Mommy?
Butch…her? A phrase with the magic of punctuation.