I Am Going To Blow People Mind's At My Funeral

[Morbo]

Eve’s post and Bup’s post made this one.

And I’m going to be frozen, so that, by gum, I might wake up… in the future!! “Moon pie! What a time to be alive!”

[Kn_ckers]

Wow. I just discovered the misplaced apostrophein the thread title. Adds a whole new level to the technical silliness of this very silly thread.

[Kn_ckers]

“apostrophein” is German for apostrophe. I meant to do that.

Really! I did!

Oh, hell.

[Shirley_Ujest]

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At any rate, I told my wife and family that I just want them to build a huge catapult and fling me into the woods during a big party.

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Wouldst thou be trebuchet *from * or * into * said party?
**Lieu ** You have made my day!

[Shirley_Ujest]

*Originally posted by Eve *
**I wouldn’t recommend having them make you say “Gotcha ya.” I don’t think it will result in the reaction you want.

Bill’s corpse: “Gotcha ya!”
Bill’s widow: “WHAT did he say?”
Friend of Bill: “I think he said ‘Gotcha ya!’”
Other FOB: “Why the hell would he say that? You think he meant ‘Gotcha?’”
Bill’s widow: “Hmm. I will have to talk to the funeral home about this. I think I want my money back.”
Bill’s corpse: “Gotcha ya!” **

Maybe Bill’s Corpse is Canadian, aye?

[rocking_chair]

a celebration of a lizard? what on earth?

[Gorgon_Heap]

Shirley, a good question. I hadn’t considered the amusement factor of having my corpse rapidly descend from on high into a group of mingeling snobs.

However, my intention was for everyone to stand around a large fire, raise their glasses and let fly.

[Purd_Werfect]

Funny thing, this thread being about death and all. I heard Mark Twain was born on the day it first appeared, and died the next time it appeared. Cosmic? Hey, your guess is as good as mine.

[Cisco]

*Originally posted by Eve *
**I wouldn’t recommend having them make you say “Gotcha ya.” I don’t think it will result in the reaction you want.

Bill’s corpse: “Gotcha ya!”
Bill’s widow: “WHAT did he say?”
Friend of Bill: “I think he said ‘Gotcha ya!’”
Other FOB: “Why the hell would he say that? You think he meant ‘Gotcha?’”
Bill’s widow: “Hmm. I will have to talk to the funeral home about this. I think I want my money back.”
Bill’s corpse: “Gotcha ya!” **

Oh my god. I’ve been laughing at second hand accounts of this for quite some time now but this is the first time I’ve actually seen the infamous post/thread. WAY funnier up close :D:D:D.