Dire Wolf that feels great, but now I’m all slippery. I may need someone to rub it in real good.
Oldieman of course I wouldn’t have it any other way. I’ll be right there after beagledave finishes his calculations. .
<after reciving complimentary visit from Mermaid for arriving on the island safely>
Can I be the island’s sworn defender of justice? I have a superhero personae, Captain Sarcasm! I even have a team of Nameless Avengers (NA) that I lead into battle! But if they pose a problem, we can always boot them off the island.
Is it just me that has that “I’ve got a lovely bunch of coconuts…” song running through my head?
…well what do we NAME this tropical paradise?
kellibelli-land?
hedonista?
the land of gorgeous ta-tas 
?
measurements officially recorded…now heading off to find cold showers…
Meteorolgy report:
Looks out of windows
Weather’s perfect again folks!
Just another day in paradise