Well, that certainly simplifies things! If they hate us, and have any weapons, or very well might have weapons, we get them before they get us!
Libya next, obvioiusly. Or Iran. Maybe its not so obvious. Help me out here, guys. Who’s next? Actually, we can’t wait, now, can we? They know they aren’t safe now, they know we are in a butt-kicking mood. I mean, we can’t afford to wait, can we? Just because they’re quiet now, doesn’t mean anything, does it? Better go to war with all three, just to be on the safe side. And Syria. Syria hates us too. They’re trying to con us with that UN vote, but we know better.
North Korea is different, of course. Sure, they hate us and they’ve probably got nukes, but Our Leader says they aren’t a big deal because…well, because. Sure, they’ve got nukes, have waged war on thier neighbors, commited terrorists acts but that’s different. They’re about the last commies left except for Cuba and…
Cuba! Fidel hates us, doesn’t he? God only knows what he’s been up to, pretending to be quiet all these years, just like Iraq. Clear evidence of evil intent!
We will never lack for enemies, of that you can be sure. Its only a question of which is next. A question that just comes down to figuring out who hates us more.
