You mean he should bite them? Hmmm. Not sure I can back you up on that.
ignore post, was meant to go after earlier post
So?
So she didn’t appreciate it. She can make that known if she wishes.
I can point out that probably most people don’t care if he or she finds something unfunny.
Actually, Revtim, if you look at the sequence of the posts, you’ll see I was saying that Steve Wright’s post was funny, but this one was not. Get it? A is funny, B is not. Just my own little opinion.
It’s so fun when someone pays that much attention to me. I love it! Thanks for noticing what I do and don’t like!!
And I can point out that even more people don’t care whether or not you care.
Isn’t this fun?
She’s either a lesbian or a whore. Probably both.
The only thought I have had while reading this thread is that there are surely a lot of housewives int he neighborhood that get a little bit lonely when the husband is at work or on a business trip.
Seems to me that the perfect solution is to become the neighborhood’s lonely housewife gigolo (now with optional daughter pleasing capabilities).
No, you missed December’s point. She was upset by his tendency to keep sucking her toes. 
(long venting coming)
You know, I’m disappointed and a little mad about some of the responses here. The man came in and spoke his mind because he feels a little like a pariah since he’s single and lives in suburbia with his own house, and we have comparisons to bestiality and mass murder. I know exactly how he feels, because I’m there myself. I have a brief respite, because I did just have a relationship for almost a year, but I was in my home 6 years before it started, and I’m there now after it ended. [sub] it only cost me a few grand, a lot of self respect, and my best friend. cheap [/sub]. So now we’re serial murderers, outcasts from * Mockingbird *, freaks, and pedophiles. Nice. A stray joke or two is one thing, but there are a lot. When we’re alone “involuntarily” we don’t ask ourselves what’s wrong with us enough? (at least some of us do). I only met him once, but **Elmwood ** semed nice enough.
**Javaman ** is right, our sexuality is questioned. Yes, ** Guin **, I have been asked to my face by an acquiantance (who I thought was a friend), “You know, we never see you coming around with any girls, are you, uh…”. “No, Pete, I’m not gay. [sub] I just can’t get a date.[/sub]” Yeah, that feels good. "No, buddy, I like the right people. They just all dislike me. " Feels real good when a year you DO get a date is a good year. And that ISN’T an exaggeration.
** Dwyr **, i don’t know how the female analogue feels. I don’t think I can try it without a lot of surgery, tho… I imagine it doesn’t feel good. (my obigatory joke)
** Incubus**, I’m well on my way to that cranky old guy at the end of the block. I’m the kind that’ll be found a week after he has a heart attack when the house starts to smell.
** Sue**, if I had the guts to go up to my neighbors and ask for intros, I might be able to meet them on my own. I don’t have the guts. I’m not a helluva lot better talking to guys and married women.
**Twisty, ** I’m just not that outgoing, and could never deal with that many strangers. I even skip some of the Dopefest gatherings because of this. No BBQ.
Andy, 2 60-ish women live at the next corner. They say they are sisters. The neighborhood gossips say they’re lesbians. (I don’t give a shit. they don’t bother me) (irionically ** Andy** answers this - Andygirl, of course, being one of our more prominent lesbians - and a nice person.)
and no, ** Mully**, I’d rather be alone than share a woman. I don’t do that. If she’s sleeping with someone else, I don’t sleep with her. Little rule I have. She doesn’t have to marry me, but I have to be #1, not the other one.
To those neighbors who look funny at us, we don’t ask you like us. Just treat me like you would a married guy who lived there. Some do. Some do say hello. Some say hello to nobody. Fine. Just treat me like everyone else.
Thanks for listening.
In retrospect, the way I phrased this could be read as I was saying being gay was intrinsically worse than being straight. That is not my feeling (though it might or might not have been his). If I offended anyone by this, I apologize.
You lucky bastard! I have kind of an opposit problem. My wife and I are “the cool neighbors” and have the damn kids always coming over to “see the animals” (and they ALWAYS bring their f*&ing dogs over and scare the S%t out of the livestock!) and asking if they can “do some work for extra money”.
If it weren’t in such bad taste and potentially huge to backfire, I wouldn’t mind a rumor going round about being the guy responsible for launching 1000 milk cartons.
the only benefit is MY house don’t get egged on Halloween!
“Get that damn dog outta’ my yard”- Gatopescado, daily.