I’m a guest to the SDMB. I am not the Grapist. Uh, what’s a Grapist? So much to catch up on, so little time…
There was a troll called the Hamburglar. He would do things like quoting a post but removing all the E’s. He was promptly banned, then the Grapist showed up. Most likely a sock. The Grapist would quote an entire post and all he did was make the quote purple. He was also promptly banned, but not before a thread much like this one was in the Pit instead of MPSIMS.
[RIGHT].sdrawkcab si tsop sihT[/RIGHT]
This post has been politicized by the Reeder!
This post has been Holiday-ized by the Holiday-izer!
This post has been Narcissusized by the Narcissusizer!
This post has been reGreekGoddessed by the reGreekGoddessist!
This post has been militantly atheisized by the militiant atheist!
This post has been JesusJizzed by the JesusJizzisizt!
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I have now returned all the “Es” previously stolen.
Turns out there isn’t as much market out there for them as I had first thought.
This post has been Marxed by the Marxist!
Well, there’s obviously no point in stealing E’s. They’re common as dirt, and only worth one point each!
This post has been pondered by The Ponderer.
…and I’d like to let you know that I didn’t notice that your font was different until TellMeI’mNotCrazy pointed it out. Fat lot of character it added.
:wally :wally :wally
This thread has been resurrected by galt!
This post has also been putzed by the Wally smiley.
:wally :wally :wally
This sig has been Romanized by the Romanizer!
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[Patrick]
So, Spongemom, are you the “Grapist” now?
How 'bout now?
Now?
No rush, I’ll wait.
[/Patrick]
Pfft. I hardly think resurrecting a thread that’s merely nine days old warrants the putz smiley. 
Well I was thinking e-bay might like to snap them up, help cut down on advertising costs and things like that.
You made me do it.